Garfield Cat Vitruvian Wrist Watch
Garfield makes the Perfect Vitruvian Man, because he's always Grabbing for FOOD! Right? This Cute, Colorful and Smiling Orange Cat looks Great on this Watch as Devious as he is. Fun Loving Wrist Watch that will make everyone Smile! Made with a Premium Citizen Quartz Movement, a High Grade Genuine Leather Strap Band, and a 2 Year Warranty, what's not to LOVE? You know what Garfield would say: "Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!" :)
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Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…
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Box Optical Illusion Necklace
Ahhhhhh, My Eyes My Eyes, I MUST Stop Looking at this, but I can’t! It’s so Mesmerizing… So Cool, So Different, I think I need to lie down now. :) This Kick Ass Box is an Optical Illusion that…
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Jack Sparrow Ring
Oh The Pirates of the Caribbean… “ARRRGGGGG MATEY!” It’s a Jack Sparrow Ring unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A Blinging Pirate Skull with a Gold Plated Skull and Cross Bones Pirate Hat, and a Gleaming Cutlass, Short, Broad…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Witches Tree-of-Life Pendant
Cool Cool Witchy Brew… This Spectacular Wire Wrapped Pendant is One-Of-A-Kind… A Witches Tree-Of-Life that features a Witch Hat, Broom, and Cauldron Pewter Charms, Twisted with Black Wire, a Translucent Opalite Bead, and Peridot Crystals… It’s Unique, Perfect for…
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Human Teeth Elastic Bracelet
The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…












