Garfield Cat Vitruvian Wrist Watch
Garfield makes the Perfect Vitruvian Man, because he's always Grabbing for FOOD! Right? This Cute, Colorful and Smiling Orange Cat looks Great on this Watch as Devious as he is. Fun Loving Wrist Watch that will make everyone Smile! Made with a Premium Citizen Quartz Movement, a High Grade Genuine Leather Strap Band, and a 2 Year Warranty, what's not to LOVE? You know what Garfield would say: "Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!" :)
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Spider Smile Ring
Wow… This Ring is so Sick! Totally Bad Ass and Creepy Cool. It’s a Scary Spider Ring, featuring Spider Legs Crawling over a .925 Sterling Silver Band, encased with the Creepiest Smile you’d ever see… Totally Spine Chilling. 10mm…
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Yellow Death Head Moth Brooch
WOW!!! This Moth Brooch reminds me of something straight out of Silence of the Lambs… And I love it. A Handpainted Yellow Moth, with a Death Face on its back… SICK! Laser Cut out of Wood, this Brooch has…
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Pokemon CZ Necklace
It’s Pokemon! Iced Out and Ready to go… It’s the Most Coolest, Sparkling Pokemon ever… A “Diamonds” (CZ’s) Pokemon that’s Absolutely Stunning. Featuring a Fun Pokemon (In White Tone or Gold Tone Plated), Covered with CZ Gemstones, Purple Eyes,…
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Pistol Pendant
This Pistol Pendant reminds me of a Great Laugh from “Married with Children”: Peg comes in Holding a Copy of TV Guide. She says to Al “Hi Honey. Did you Miss me?” He Replies: “With every Bullet so far.”…