Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace
You know that Ugly Christmas Sweater you wear every Christmas? Well, throw on those Ugly Christmas Sweater Earrings, and grab this Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace and you'll be ready for the Season! You may make Santa Scream, or the Elves Run away, but hey, it's Christmas, who gives a Flying Crap... Other than the Reindeer! "HO HO HO!"
-
Digital Destruction Watch
This is a Cool Looking Watch! Talk about Self-Destructing! It’s like a Time-Bomb went off on your Wrist! This Watch has Analog Time being Destroyed by the Digital World. Broken Dial, Broken Hands, Nothing but the Future!
-
Nosferatu’s Coffin Pendant
Nosferatu means “A Symphony of Horror”! And this Coffin is Definitely Horrifying! Seeing the Skeleton Remains inside the Eternal Rest Box is Creepy, and COOL! Dark, Gothic, and so DIRE, this Pendant is the Ultimate Fright Sight!
-
The Explanation Ear Plugs
LMAO! This Pair of Plugs is TOO FUNNY! It’s for all those People that get ALL THOSE ANNOYING QUESTIONS about their Ears. “Did it Hurt?” “Do you Regret it?” “Will your Ear Lobes Shrink Back Down Once you Remove…
-
Coffin Jewelry Box
I LOVE this box! Black with a Red Interior. The Plush, Satin Lining has a Small Pillow that is perfect to hold a Ring… Very Romantic! There is no better way to express your Darkest Desires than sealed in…
-
Three Chimpanzee Brooch
“Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” Ha! That Joke Cracks me up, but this Funny Chimp Brooch Cracks me up more. It’s the See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Say No Evil Monkeys that…
-
Tribal Sun Nipple Shield Ring
You know that Nipple Shield that Janet Jackson wore During her Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction??? Well, if she had this one on, maybe her Career wouldn’t have Died… Because this Tribal Sun Nipple Ring is COOL! Cast in Surgical Stainless…












