Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace
You know that Ugly Christmas Sweater you wear every Christmas? Well, throw on those Ugly Christmas Sweater Earrings, and grab this Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace and you'll be ready for the Season! You may make Santa Scream, or the Elves Run away, but hey, it's Christmas, who gives a Flying Crap... Other than the Reindeer! "HO HO HO!"
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Multi-Dot Watch
This is the most Unique Binary Watch on the Market! 12 Red LEDs represents the Hours, 11 Yellow LEDs represents the Minutes in 5 Minute increments, and 4 Green LED represents the 1 Minute time increments. Beautiful Design, AWESOME…
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Clean Equipment Belly Ring
LMAO! For SURE! This Belly Ring will Crack everyone up. It’s a Road Sign that Dangles down from your Navel and Reads: “Notice: Clean Equipment After Using” HA! Too Much Fun! Hopefully, you’ll heed Instructions… Because no one likes…
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Creepy Richard Ramirez Pin
It’s Richard Ramirez, and creepy as ever. Ricardo Leyva Muñoz Ramírez, known as Richard Ramirez, was an American serial killer, serial rapist, and burglar. His highly publicized home invasion crime spree terrorized the residents of the greater Los Angeles…
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Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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Keep Calm and Carry On Cufflinks
“Keep Calm and Carry On” was Originally a Motivational Poster Produced by the British Government in 1939. Now it’s a widely used Meme (featured highly on “The Chive”). You see these types of Posters EVERYWHERE… And NOW, even on…
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Anatomical Heart Necklace
I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!












