"Ward, I'm Very Worried about the Cleaver!"
Made of some Metal Alloy that's not stamped, it's safe to say that with this Brooch, it really doesn't matter. It's a Blinging Cleaver full of White and Red Crystals that very much resemble BLOOD! Is it time to CHOP up the Turkey... or do you have something else in mind, my Dear? ;)
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
Get yer Guns ready, it’s Hunting Time! But make sure you Slap this Bracelet on first, for it’s a Survival Bracelet, you just might need. Featuring Cool Walking Dead Charms like: Zombie, Gas Mask, Grenade, Gun, Bullet, Rick’s Hat,…
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Split Sword Belly Ring
Oh Man, this is just Awesome! It’s a Sword Belly Button Ring that’s Kick Ass Cool! It’s a Split Sword, so when you wear it, it looks like it’s Stabbing your Belly! SWEET! Not only that, but this Blade…
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Donut Task Force Tie Bar
LMAO! Nice, real nice… What a Great Gag Gift for the Blue Line. It’s a Donut Task Force Tie Bar Clip that Features a Scrumptious Donut inside of a Mini Law Enforcement Police FBI Badge… What a HOOT! Not…
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R2D2 USB Flash Drive Cufflinks
Intergalactic Missions are easy with this R2D2 USB Flash Drive/Cufflinks. Officially Licensed, this Droid is now Captured in Enamel for any High-Tech Star Wars Fan. Featuring 2GB of Functional Storage on Each Cufflink, it’s a Great Gift that will…
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Spiral Belly Ring
My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!
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Gone Squatchin Watch
Remember when Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, came across Sasquatch in “The Secret of Bigfoot” Episode… That’s what I always thought Big Foot looked like. Ha Ha! Now I know Better… It’s really Dark, Blurry and Tree…












