"Ward, I'm Very Worried about the Cleaver!"
Made of some Metal Alloy that's not stamped, it's safe to say that with this Brooch, it really doesn't matter. It's a Blinging Cleaver full of White and Red Crystals that very much resemble BLOOD! Is it time to CHOP up the Turkey... or do you have something else in mind, my Dear? ;)
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Strength And Pride Eagle Ring
Beautiful! Look at the Insane Details in this Bald Eagle Ring! It’s BEYOND Awesome! This “Strength and Pride” is Cast in Solid, Durable Stainless Steel and Incorporates Two Black Sapphire Gemstones for Eyes! SLICK! This Magnificent Bird Expresses Bold…
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I Heart Clogging Watch
LMAO! You know when the last time I Clogged was? NEVER! HA! But guess what? With this WATCH, I may Begin… All it takes is 5 or 6 Stomps on the Watch Crystal and “CRUNCH”… Look, I have all…
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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Nosferatu Pendant
Handmade using Plastic Resin this Hand-Painted Pendant ROCKS! SO COOL! SO CREEPY! The Eyes look right into your SOUL! You’ll Vant to Bite his Neck! ;)
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Slot Machine Spinner Ring
Ready for Big Bertha? Bonus Features? Well, Feast your Eyes on these… It’s a Slot Machine Spinner Ring. A Perfect Gift for the Three Liner in your Family. Created out of Stainless Steel, 14mm Wide (that’s Wide), this 3-Way…
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Black Ice Princess Ring
What a Beautiful Unique Engagement Ring… (or any Ring, really) It’s a Black Ice Princess Ring that looks just like it came from a Disney Movie. So Twisted, so Dark, so Awesome! Hard Carved in NYC, looking like Dark…












