"Ward, I'm Very Worried about the Cleaver!"
Made of some Metal Alloy that's not stamped, it's safe to say that with this Brooch, it really doesn't matter. It's a Blinging Cleaver full of White and Red Crystals that very much resemble BLOOD! Is it time to CHOP up the Turkey... or do you have something else in mind, my Dear? ;)
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I Heart Clogging Watch
LMAO! You know when the last time I Clogged was? NEVER! HA! But guess what? With this WATCH, I may Begin… All it takes is 5 or 6 Stomps on the Watch Crystal and “CRUNCH”… Look, I have all…
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M&M Cookie Stud Earrings
Irresistible! I don’t know anyone who can pass up an M&M Cookie… Really. It’s like Sweet Heaven Rolled up in a Pound of Sugar… YUMMMMMMY! And now, you can Wear these Fabulous M&M’s on your Ears. Featuring M&M Cookie…
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I Love Chicken Cufflinks
HA HA HA! I can’t stop Laughing! You know, I could Eat Chicken everyday, and sometimes do. But these Cufflinks really make my sides hurt. GREAT Cufflinks for the Chicken Lover! CUCKOO-CLUCK!
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Pink Glitter Superman Belly Ring
Okay… They have this listed as “Superman”… But let’s get real… This is SUPERGIRL! Or Superwoman… Right? Featuring the classic “S” Logo on a Pink Glitter background, this Fun and Girly Navel Ring is out of this world! Made…
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Dumbbell Barbell Belly Ring
Do You Even Lift Bro? With this Dumbbell Belly Button Ring you will… This Stainless Steel Navel Ring is Perfect for the Fit, Buff, Gym Rat. Curved for Comfort, it looks just like a Real Barbell with a Threaded…
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Half Teeth and Fang Ring
Looking for a Bite Tonight? Some Creepy Crazy Ring that will make everyone Scream? Well this Half Teeth, Fang Ring, is just the thing. Handmade out of Brass, this Frightening Ring has Gums, Teeth and FANGS! Inspired by the…












