"Ward, I'm Very Worried about the Cleaver!"
Made of some Metal Alloy that's not stamped, it's safe to say that with this Brooch, it really doesn't matter. It's a Blinging Cleaver full of White and Red Crystals that very much resemble BLOOD! Is it time to CHOP up the Turkey... or do you have something else in mind, my Dear? ;)
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Cute Octopus Charm
LMAO This “CUTE” Octopus Charm is Far from any Octopus that I’ve seen! In fact, it looks more like someone wearing a Ski-Mask! Doesn’t it? HA! Made of Silver Plate, this Octopus is one Crazy looking Sea Creature!
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Werewolf Amulet
A Werewolf, also known as a Lycanthrope, is a Mythological or Folkloric Human with the Ability to Shapeshift into a Wolf. With just one Bite or Scratch from a Werewolf, the Human Prey will Reap this Curse and Change…
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Pendant
LMAO! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the Deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster… Did you know there was such a thing? HA! It’s a Movement that Promotes a Light-Hearted view of Religion… Sort of like…
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The Decider Watch
Should I go to the Dentist? NO! Should I Eat that Extra Piece of Cake? YES! Should I Call my Mom? NO! Should I Watch Another Episode of The Walking Dead? YES! HA… This Watch takes all the Trouble…
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Kiss Me I’m Irish Ear Plugs
Saint Patrick’s Day is coming (March 17th), better be ready for those Kisses. And you will, with these Fun Ear Gauge Plugs reading “Kiss Me I’m Irish”. Great Plugs with a Clover on the Front and the Iconic Ireland…
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Suited and Booted Tunnel Plug
Let this Guy be your Conscious. He can sit in your Ear Lobe and be the Guidance that you need. The Good Guy. The Wee Man. Or hey, he could be the Demon too! Just sayin. Fun Plug Featuring…












