Cleaver Brooch
A Bloody Bling Cleaver Brooch… Just what the Holidays ordered! Pin this Bad Puppy on your Sweater and Enjoy all the Glares you get from Passersby. It may bring a Smile to your Face! Muah ahaha ah aha ah hah!
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"Ward, I'm Very Worried about the Cleaver!"
Made of some Metal Alloy that's not stamped, it's safe to say that with this Brooch, it really doesn't matter. It's a Blinging Cleaver full of White and Red Crystals that very much resemble BLOOD! Is it time to CHOP up the Turkey... or do you have something else in mind, my Dear? ;)
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Vegan Nerd Glasses Pendant
“What did one Vegen say to the other Vegan?” “We have to Stop Meating like this!” Talk about Fun… If two Vegans are Arguing, is it still called a Beef? Oh Boy… Hey, look at this Hilarious Pendant. It’s…
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I Love Boxed Wine Cufflinks
Lol, nothing wrong with Wine from a Box, right? In fact, I know someone that LOVES LOVES LOVES Boxed Wine. His Wife’s not a Fan, but he Drinks it like, well, Wine. And so these Cufflinks are IDEAL for…
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…
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Smiley Face Bracelet
This Bracelet is so Fun and Cheery, that I don’t think you’d Stop Smiling while Wearing it. You’ll be Bright and Happy and People will Wonder what you’re up to. It’s the Smiley Face Bracelet that just reeks FUN!…
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Sheriff Badge Nipple Shield
There’s a New Sheriff in Town… And his Name is Reggie Hammond… Oh Wait! It’s really whoever wears this Nipple Shield! Because with this Badge, you’re the KING of your Nipple… or something like that! :)
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