Cleaver Brooch
A Bloody Bling Cleaver Brooch… Just what the Holidays ordered! Pin this Bad Puppy on your Sweater and Enjoy all the Glares you get from Passersby. It may bring a Smile to your Face! Muah ahaha ah aha ah hah!
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"Ward, I'm Very Worried about the Cleaver!"
Made of some Metal Alloy that's not stamped, it's safe to say that with this Brooch, it really doesn't matter. It's a Blinging Cleaver full of White and Red Crystals that very much resemble BLOOD! Is it time to CHOP up the Turkey... or do you have something else in mind, my Dear? ;)
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Christmas Lights Necklace
Once you put this 30″ Christmas Lights Necklace on, you won’t be able to stop singing Fun Holiday Songs! Really! This Necklace looks COOL, Festive, AND… The Lights Actually Really FLASH! BLINGGGGG! “Feliz Navidad…!”
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Tarantula Necklace
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE BURN THE HOUSE DOWN NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE…
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Creepy Doll Head Necklace
Hang on, I’m having Nightmares… But this isn’t a Dream! It’s Real! One look at this Vintage Creepy Crying Doll Head Necklace and you’ll soon understand… The Nightmares are Started, and they’re around your NECK!
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Playstation Controller Ear Plugs
There’s nothing I’d like more than to stick my finger in your holes and push your buttons… Oh wait… What am I thinking… Those holes are ear holes, and the buttons: A Playstation Controller! My bad! Fun Ear Plugs,…
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R2D2 Droid Rings
The droid you have been looking for in sterling silver. Set with a real ruby eye, custom cut created sapphires and your choice of center stone. This item is totally customizable too!
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…
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