Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Wire and Bead Art Kit
I LOVE Wire and Bead Jewelry. It’s so COOL and CREATIVE! And NOW, with this Artterro Kit, you can actually make your own Wire and Bead Jewelry! Really! Make Insane Jewelry that you can Wear, or give away as…
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Enamel Pumpkin Halloween Pin
Festive, Fun, and Perfect for the Entire Halloween and Fall Season… It’s a Lapel Pin, or Brooch, that’s a Bright Orange Enamel Pumpkin, and some Blingy Green Crystal Leaves. Right from the Pumpkin Patch, to your Hat, Coat, Sweater,…
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Tribal Sun Nipple Shield Ring
You know that Nipple Shield that Janet Jackson wore During her Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction??? Well, if she had this one on, maybe her Career wouldn’t have Died… Because this Tribal Sun Nipple Ring is COOL! Cast in Surgical Stainless…
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Christmas Santa Brooch
This Brooch practically Screams “Merry Christmas!”… “SCREAMS” is Right! I’ve never seen a Santa look like this, and I hope I never do again. I’m having Nightmares now… Freaky Santa will look GREAT on that Ugly Christmas Sweater though!…
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Green Army Men Cufflinks
Every Boy played with these… Such an Awesome Classic Toy; Little Green Army Men. They were everywhere… We were always stepping on them like Legos. And now, you can wear them proudly on your Sleeves. Little Green Army Men…












