"Your Nipples are so, so... SO LONG!"
I can't even wipe the Smile off my face. These Nipple Whirls have my Head Spinning! Did you see where the Barbell is??? It's halfway up the Spiral. That means your Nipple would be Pulled, Stretched, and Extended all the way up to the POINT! And... The more you turn the Spiral, the Tighter it Tugs on your Nipples!!! OMG! It's Totally Painful... If you're into that. And I say WHY NOT? It makes me want to go and get Pierced tonight... "YIKES!"
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New Kids On The Block Necklace
OMGGGGGGG! It’s New Kids On The Block… Who are they, and What do they Sing? Oh yeah… “Hangin’ Tough”, and… and… “New Kids on the Block”… With Jordan and Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, and Danny Wood, NKOTB…
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I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious…
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Hillary Clinton Brooch
LOL WOW! This Brooch is HILLAR-IOUS! :) It’s a Hillary Clinton Brooch Pin that has President written all over it. Reading “Hillary 2016”, it will certainly make a Statement on your Hat, Coat, Purse or Sweater. Show who you’re…
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Ghost Cookie Charm Pendant
This is the Most Darling Halloween Pendant you’ll see yet… For it’s a Ghost Cookie that’s Creepy Cool and Spooky Too! HA! Looking just like a Real Crunchy Cookie, this Ghost Shaped Munchie is Topped with White Icing and…
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…
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Skeletal Claddagh Ring
I Love this Ring. It’s the most Interesting Claddagh I’ve seen yet. A Claddagh, is an Irish Wedding Ring, stating, “With my Hands, my Heart I give, crowned with Eternal Love”. And this Creepy Horror Ring is all the…