"Your Nipples are so, so... SO LONG!"
I can't even wipe the Smile off my face. These Nipple Whirls have my Head Spinning! Did you see where the Barbell is??? It's halfway up the Spiral. That means your Nipple would be Pulled, Stretched, and Extended all the way up to the POINT! And... The more you turn the Spiral, the Tighter it Tugs on your Nipples!!! OMG! It's Totally Painful... If you're into that. And I say WHY NOT? It makes me want to go and get Pierced tonight... "YIKES!"
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Sock Monkeys Hugging Brooch
A Sock Monkey is a Toy made from Socks Fashioned in the likeness of a Monkey. These Stuffed Animals are a Mixture of Folk Art and Kitsch in the Culture of the United States and Canada. And did you…
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Car Air Freshener Earrings
AWESOME! These Earrings are FUNNY! 3D Printed Car Air Freshener Trees that look just like the Real Thing. And the Best Part about it: They’re Earrings! Talk about a Hoot… Green Pine Trees, Hanging from your Ear Lobes, without…
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…
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Megalodon Shark Tooth Necklace
Made of Shark Tooth (both the Crown and the Root), Metal, and Chain, this Incredible Fossil Megalodon Tooth will look great around your Neck! Adorned with a Custom Casted Shark that Dangles from the top of the Tooth… It’s…
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The Stackable Burger Ring
WOAH! $323.52 for a Hamburger? YEP! If it’s made out of Metal… :) And boy is this Burger TASTY! Shiny Gold-Tone, this Burger Ring is actually 6 Rings in all: Buns, Meat, Cheese, Lettuce, and Onion, that Stack together…
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Punk Rock Skeleton Bone Bracelet
What a Kick Ass piece of Gothic Deathrock Jewelry! This Bracelet fits over your hand and slides onto your fingers. It’s Cool, Punk and Adjustable!












