"Your Nipples are so, so... SO LONG!"
I can't even wipe the Smile off my face. These Nipple Whirls have my Head Spinning! Did you see where the Barbell is??? It's halfway up the Spiral. That means your Nipple would be Pulled, Stretched, and Extended all the way up to the POINT! And... The more you turn the Spiral, the Tighter it Tugs on your Nipples!!! OMG! It's Totally Painful... If you're into that. And I say WHY NOT? It makes me want to go and get Pierced tonight... "YIKES!"
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Secret Compartment Necklace
With this Necklace I’d feel like Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible! Shhhh, the Microchip is Hidden in my Coin Necklace! Don’t tell a Soul… Not like a Coin hanging around your Neck would attract any Attention… But with this…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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Pink Camo Wedding Ring
Ladies like to Hunt, Fish, Camp, and Outdoors just as much as Men do… So why not go Camo… Girl Style! This Stylish Wedding Ring Features Mossy Oak and Realtree Camo with a Pink Background (That Doesn’t Fade or…
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Duck Butt Ring
Guess What? Duck Butt! Err… Somehow that’s not as quite as funny as Chicken Butt… But this Ring is! For it’s the Rear of a Duck, Tails, Ass up, Cute little Orange Feet… Sticking it’s Hiney out of a…
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…
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Jelly Bean Bracelet
These 20 Jelly Beans look good enough to eat! 20 Different Flavors and Colors of Bertie Bott’s (looks just like Jelly Bellys) Jelly Beans Dangle off this very Cute Bracelet!












