Sharky The Clown Pendant
Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Nightmare Beyond Nightmares… a Clownfish… Er, Clown Shark. Sharky, Clowning around with a Button Eye, White Grin, and a Big Red Nose. A Fun Necklace that will really make people wonder WHY? I say, WHY NOT? It’s Cute, Darling, Different, and just look at those Bloody Teeth. Awesome. Pennywise the Clown Morphed with Jaws… YEE-HAW! Bronze, Patina, Brass Chain, Grab this Unique Horror TODAY!
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Fun Sharky The Clown Pendant Necklace
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Cornbread Cufflinks
I am a Sucker for Cornbread. I LOVE it! Sometimes it’s too Dry though, but nothing that a Tub of Butter can’t fix! And if you LOVE Cornbread like I do, then these Cool Cufflinks will look Dapper on…
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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Black Skull Dinosaur Necklace
Talk about a Killer Necklace, this Collar Necklace is 23″ Long and Features Linked Dinosaur Fossils with a Creepy Black Skull, made out of Alloy Metal with No Nickle or Lead. Great Novelty Item that is High Quality and…
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Fast Food Junkie Watch
LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my…
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Dime-On Ring
This ring is WRONG in every way… But it’s also RIGHT! Because it makes for one hell of a prank gift, you know, right before you get her “The Ring”… Because this ring isn’t a Diamond Ring… Nope! It’s…
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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