This ring is WRONG in every way… But it’s also RIGHT! Because it makes for one hell of a prank gift, you know, right before you get her “The Ring”… Because this ring isn’t a Diamond Ring… Nope! It’s…

“Where do Bats keep their Money?” “The Blood Bank!!!” “Did you Hear about the Two Bats Meeting?” “It was Love at First Bite!” Oh Groan… But you won’t be Groaning with these Cool Cufflinks… Bats, lots and lots of…

Let’s See… The things I could do with an Extra Finger (which is Polydactyly – Extra Fingers): I could Type Faster, Play a Complex Musical Instrument, Palm a Basketball, and Pick my Nose while Holding Hands… See, there are…

“What do you call a Pig Thief?” “A Hamburglar!” “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “What do you call a Pig that Drives Recklessly?” “A Road Hog!” Had enough? Then let’s Talk about…

This looks like me in the morning… It’s a Creepy Ass Pumpkin, Demonic Red, with a Frightening Face full of Teeth… Combo Necklace and Earrings Set. Ideal for Halloween, because the Witching Hour is upon us. Made out of…

I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dexter Fan. I loved that show… And so when I saw this Crazy Creepy Pendant, I FREAKED! It’s so Awesome, and well, Dexterish! It’s a Heart Pendant, that’s Bloody, Wrapped in what looks…