Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him and Smirked… “That I Married you for your Money!” HA! No one likes to Mow the Grass, and with this FUN Ring, you won’t have to. It’s a Little Lawn Ring with Grass that never Grows! It’s always Perfect! :)
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Amazing Miniature Lawn Grass Ring
Wearing this Ring is like Carrying around Spring on your Fingers. It's made out of Metal, and Fiber in Various Shades of Green... and it LOOKS like the Real Thing! Set in an Old Gold Colored Bezel, these Fibers are Solid, and Flexible and will get you TONS of Compliments. The Ring Size is Adjustable to fit most Fingers. Enjoy your Little Plot of Grass, and SPRING right where you need it! :)
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Ladies First Nipple Ring
LMFAO! This Nipple Ring makes me Laugh hard… It’s a Dangly Nipple Barbell Ring that reads “Ladies” on one side of your Nipple, and “First” on the other. My thought is “FIRST?” Like it’s Implying that Ladies are First,…
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Real Human Tooth Ring
EGADS! This Ring Contains a REAL Human Tooth! WOW! This Etsy Artist must be the Tooth Fairy or a Dentist, because this Ring is Crazy and Gory! Real Teeth? OMG! Just Think of the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this!
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Camouflage Cuff Bracelet
I am a BIG FAN of Camouflage Jewelry, and this AWESOME Cuff Bangle Bracelet is just the thing. Made of Stainless Steel, this Cuff Bracelet is Easy to Slip on, Easy to Wear, and it’ll look Good with your…
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Game Controller Charm
Classic Game Controller Design in a Charm that fits on those “European Style” Charm Bracelets, like Pandora, Chamilia, Biagi, and Troll. Great for the Gamer in your Life!
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Strange Faces Ring
“All the Better to See you with, my Dear!” HA! This Ring is out there. And that’s why I LOVE it! It’s a One-Of-A-Kind Piece, that will certainly be a Conversation Starter. Turn the Face and SMILE!
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Easy Street Belly Button Ring
This Sounds like a Bad Sesame Street Parody, but hey, if the Shoe fits… Slip it in and be Merry. For it’s a Street Sign right up Ho Alley. “Easy Street” Sign, Rectangular and Pink, Dangling from a 7/16″…
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