Handmade Polymer Clay Watermelon Necklace Pendant
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Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail!
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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Dragon Engagement Ring
WOW! Talk about an Incredible Ring! This Engagement Ring is unlike any I’ve ever seen. It’s a Green Dragon holding a Pink Sapphire Gemstone. STUNNING! It’s so Crazy, Different, COOL! I LOVE IT!
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Bloody Ear Earrings
“These Earrings are Great for Halloween!” “WHAT?” “I said…” Oh never mind. But it’s true. These Fun, Creepy Dangle Ears are Ideal for the Spookiest Time of the Year. They’re Ears. Bloody Ears. Severed from Rubber and Painted all…
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Finger Ring With Nail Polish
I walked by a Bum in London. He asked me for some Change. I told him I didn’t have any. He gave me the Finger and called me a Wanker. WELL… When Life hands you a Finger… Wear it!…
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Cheetos Flamin Hot Earrings
LOL I Could Eat BAGS of Flamin Hot Crunchy Cheetos Non-Stop! Even when your whole Face, Mouth, Lips, Fingers and Couch are Orange… It’s all Good! And look how Cute these Bags of Cheetos would look in your Ears….











