Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad, that even the Farter has to Cover their own Mouth to keep from Gagging. And when they do this with their Shirt Collar, they Resemble a Ninja! You Crafty Bugger YOU!
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Fart Ninja Resin Coated Washer Bracelet
Everyone knows at least one Fart Ninja. After all Guys LOVE to Fart! RIGHT? (Not to mention a few Females who grew up around Brothers). This Fart Ninja Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for the little Stinkers. Gag Gift or not, Fart Ninjas are Proud to Deal it, and Proud to Display it. Permanently Sealed with Resin on a 1.5” Washer, this Bracelet is FUN, Durable, and hey, it doesn't Smell! :)
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Zen Buddha Nipple Rings
Zen is Meditating. An Attitude of Spiritual Awakening. The Source from which all the Actions of Daily Life Flow; Eating, Sleeping, Breathing, Walking, Talking, Thinking, it’s all about the Zen. The Ying Yang, the Balance within ourselves. So Balance…
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Save The DODO Necklace
LMAO! Who knew Dodo Birds were Extinct (in 1662)? I Didn’t! Doh!!!! Dodo’s were a Flightless Bird off the Island of Mauritius. Looking like a Small Ostrich, they were often Referred to as Ground Pigeons. The Dodo Achieved Widespread…
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Zombie Head Necklace
LOL Inspired by the Walking Dead, comes this Creepy Zombie Head Necklace. Talk about Demented! The Eyes are Piercing, the Face Mangled and Bloody… It’s Bloody Cool! This Zombie Head would look so Good on your Neck, don’t ya…
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Gameboy Replica Wrist Watch
OMG! I can’t Believe they Make a Wrist Watch like this… A Replica of the Nintendo Gameboy… And it looks so Real! A Replica of the Game Boy System that Drove the World Crazy back in the 90’s (I…
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Coconuts Necklace
Wear this Necklace and you’ll hear this A LOT “You Got A Lovely Pair of…” HA! It’s a Coconut Necklace that’s just TOO CUTE! Featuring a Realistic Coconut that’s Cut in Half and Connected by Chains to a Black…
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Blood Splatter Bone Earrings
Work your Fingers to the Bone – Whadda Ya Get? Boney Fingers! Or, in this Case… Boney Earlobes! These Earrings are something right out of a Nightmare… Skeleton Bones Dripping Blood Down your Face! YES!!!
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