Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad, that even the Farter has to Cover their own Mouth to keep from Gagging. And when they do this with their Shirt Collar, they Resemble a Ninja! You Crafty Bugger YOU!
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Fart Ninja Resin Coated Washer Bracelet
Everyone knows at least one Fart Ninja. After all Guys LOVE to Fart! RIGHT? (Not to mention a few Females who grew up around Brothers). This Fart Ninja Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for the little Stinkers. Gag Gift or not, Fart Ninjas are Proud to Deal it, and Proud to Display it. Permanently Sealed with Resin on a 1.5” Washer, this Bracelet is FUN, Durable, and hey, it doesn't Smell! :)
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Coffin Nail Pendant
Oh Sick… I love it! But then, I love all things Horror and Gore. It’s a Nail. But not just any Nail… A Coffin Nail made of Burnished Solid White Bronze. A Casket Lid Holder-Downer… and it sends Shivers…
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Cocktail Martini Drink Belly Ring
It’s Summer, it’s Hot, better grab a Drink… And this Darling Belly Button Ring. For it’s a Cocktail Glass that’s a Colorful Treat. A Fun Martini Glass, Filled to the Brim with Blinging Pink, Blue, White, and Red Cherry…
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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Stainless Steel Skull Ear Cuff
Now these are Bad Ass! Creepy Skull Earrings, that are actually Ear Cuffs. You Wear them on the Side of your Ear, Plop them over your Cartilage and you’re good to Haunt. Cast in Stainless Steel (Durable, Won’t Tarnish…
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Sid Ice Age Pendant
“You’re Hanging out with us now, Buddy! Dignity’s got nothing to do with it!” ―Sid HA! How can you not LOVE Sidney … or commonly known more as Sid, is a Ground Sloth that was part of a Herd…
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