Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad, that even the Farter has to Cover their own Mouth to keep from Gagging. And when they do this with their Shirt Collar, they Resemble a Ninja! You Crafty Bugger YOU!
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Fart Ninja Resin Coated Washer Bracelet
Everyone knows at least one Fart Ninja. After all Guys LOVE to Fart! RIGHT? (Not to mention a few Females who grew up around Brothers). This Fart Ninja Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for the little Stinkers. Gag Gift or not, Fart Ninjas are Proud to Deal it, and Proud to Display it. Permanently Sealed with Resin on a 1.5” Washer, this Bracelet is FUN, Durable, and hey, it doesn't Smell! :)
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Bottle Opener Earrings
You know those people who can Crack Open Bottles with their Teeth… Well, you can Pop them Open with your Ears… Earrings that is! These Cool and Clever Earrings and Practical and FUN! :)
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Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA!…
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Strength And Pride Eagle Ring
Beautiful! Look at the Insane Details in this Bald Eagle Ring! It’s BEYOND Awesome! This “Strength and Pride” is Cast in Solid, Durable Stainless Steel and Incorporates Two Black Sapphire Gemstones for Eyes! SLICK! This Magnificent Bird Expresses Bold…
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Rib Eye Steak Cufflinks
There’s nothing I like better, than Soaking my Sleeves in Meat… Raw Red Rib Eye Steaks that will make your French Cuffs look like Grade A Prime Beef. Fun Cufflinks that are Meaty, Eye-Catching, and Created out of Acrylic….
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Star Wars Death Star Pendant
SWEEEEEET! It’s the Death Star like you’ve never seen it before. In pieces! With 3 Stackable Metal Discs that form the Death Star from Star Wars, you’ll be ready to Hit the Trenches in Style. A Pendant with Metal…
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Japanese Painted Mask Ring
Hannya Masks which are used in Noh Theater, and Represent an Angry or Vengeful Woman. This Unique Ring will certainly turn Heads!
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