Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!
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Oscar Mayer Bologna Earrings
Handmade using Polymer Clay, these Bologna Earrings are just what your Ears need... Round Meat that doesn't Stink! HA! I would bet that you can't wear these in public without getting noticed. Wanna try? These make Great Gifts for Friends, Co-Workers, Family, and of course your Meat-Head BOSS! ;)
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
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Not Safe For Work NSFW Pin
Well, with all the Adult Content Censoring on Tumblr, this Pin might be right up your Alley. It’s a NSFW Brooch that will Warn everyone about your Intent. Whether it be Language (Most Notably) or any other Inappropriate Conduct,…
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Green Eyed Dragon Cufflinks
I LOVE these Cufflinks! How Cool are the Green Dragon Eye Balls? AWESOME! Not only do the Green Eyes look Bad Ass, but the Black Pupils are actually Dragons… Did you notice that? COOL COOL COOL! Set under a…
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Bazinga Ring
Heck YES, a Knuckle Ring with the ‘Bazinga!’ Quip on it! If you like The Big Bang Theory, you’ll LOVE this Bazinga Ring! True Fans, get Two Knuckles ready, because this Ring is looking for a home!
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Halloween Bat Cufflinks
“Where do Bats keep their Money?” “The Blood Bank!!!” “Did you Hear about the Two Bats Meeting?” “It was Love at First Bite!” Oh Groan… But you won’t be Groaning with these Cool Cufflinks… Bats, lots and lots of…
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Purple Diamond Necklace
If you think this is an Ordinary Amethyst Necklace, THINK AGAIN! These Purple Stones are Actually DIAMONDS! PURPLE DIAMONDS! WOW! And trust me, I’ve been in the Jewelry Industry for over 25 Years and I have NEVER NEVER EVER…
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