Sasquatch Hunter's Watch
"What's that Noise?" [Everyone Gets Quiet] "I Heard a Twig Snap... Shhhh!" How could you NOT want to Watch the Big Foot Hunters? LMAO! So if it's your Time to Squatch in the Woods, then this Watch is for YOU! (Did you notice the O in GONE is a Big Foot Silhouette? Cool eh?) Big Foot Fans, Grab a Camera, Grab your Video, and GRAB this WATCH! "HOWL!" [Dead Silence] "SCREEEECH!"
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Zombie Cupcake Belly Ring
Nothing would look better on your Dead Body, than a Zombie… Right? And it looks just as SWEET when you’re living… Almost! For this Belly Button Navel Ring is Creepy Good Fun. A Pink and Purple Cupcake… WITH A…
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Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace
“Where do Otters keep their Money?” “In the River Bank!” HA! Otters are so Cute and Adorable… Those Paws, those Eyes, that Nose… Just like this Pizza Eating Fool here. A Beautifully Handmade Otter holding a Golden Triangle of…
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Grinning Reaper Ring
This AWESOME Stainless Steel Reaper Ring has Red Crystal EYES that are SO COOL! This Grinning Skull wrapped Hoodie is beautifully Casted with the Reaper peeking out. Is it COLD? Or is it just ME? HA!
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Chainsaw Cufflinks
“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things:…
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Blue Steel Ring
You read that right… This ring is selling for ONE PENNY! And… It’s STEEL! It’s 6mm wide, Blue Stainless Steel, Mirror Polished, Domed Band, Sizes 5-13! It’s awesome!
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Mona Lisa Nicolas Cage Cufflinks
LMAO! Now this is Funny Sh*t! It’s Nicolas Cage and his dumb “You Don’t Say?” Glare, attached to Mona Lisa, the Best-Know Pre-Internet Meme in the World! It could have been painted by Leonardo da Vinci, right? But now,…