Handmade Horrifying Tombstone & Bat Transparent Resin Ring
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Nightmare Before Xmas Bracelet
“Then out from a Grave, with a Curl and a Twist, came a Whimpering, Whining, Spectral Mist…” Makes you want to relive it all over again. And now you can, with this Boo-tiful Nightmare Before Christmas Charm Bracelet! :)
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Plush Diamond Ring
HA! Diamonds are the Hardest Natural Substance on the face of the Earth… But Not Any More!!! Get a hold of this PLUSH Diamond Ring and you’ll want to Snuggle with it. I understand why Diamonds are a Girl’s…
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Fancy Pale Man Necklace
If you ever Watched the Movie “Pan’s Labyrinth”, then you know who the Pale Man is… He’s a Grotesque Monster with an Appetite for Children. If you Wake him, he Picks up his Eyeballs and Places them into the…
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…
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Scorpion Two Finger Ring
STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening…
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Toilet Seat Earrings
Oh, the last time you had your Head so close to a Toilet Seat, was College Exams and that Bottle of Vodka… Just saying. And now, you can be close to the Throne everyday. For these Incredibly Fun Stud…












