“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall… CRACK! And this Charm sure does “CRACK” me up! It looks nothing like Humpty Dumpty. It looks more like Mr. Potato Head Constipated! HA!

What a Beautiful Necklace. Barbed Wire! Usually the only things that Wear Barbed Wire around their Necks are Cattle (“Can I Fit Through Here?”), but you’ll do just fine. Hand Carved and Cast in Solid Bronze, this Pendant looks…

LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it…

This Wrist Watch is Bad Ass… It’s a Wrist Watch and a Bracelet Wristband all at the same time. Full of Fabulous Handmade Leather, Clasps, Buckles, Gears and a Real Working Watch, this is the Ultimate Feature or Final…

Relive Mickey Mouse’s entire life through this very Cute Bracelet! Featuring 9 Different Mickey Mouse Charms, dangling off a 24K Gold Plated Bracelet, you’ll Love how Mickey looks, and Love the Gleaming Swarovski Crystals as well!