“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…

Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…

“You got no Ice Cream, you got no Ice Cream… Want some? Psych!” With this Very Cute Belly Navel Ring, you just might get a Lick or Two. Looking like a Delicious Strawberry Ice Cream Cone, it certainly will…

These Cufflinks are Perfect for the Hunter, Gunsman, Psycho Killer… For they’re Shotgun Cartridge Cufflinks that look like the real thing. One Red Cartridge, and one Black Cartridge, strung together by a Chain Link. You just Slide them through…

Want to Scare everyone away? Stick these Real Spiders in your Ears and they’ll Vacate the Premises. They’re Real DEAD Spiders (found in the home, YUCK) that have been Permanently Sealed inside Awesome Ear Plugs. Two Spiders, 6mm, 2G…

This ULTRA COOL Necklace features a High Quality Image of “THE EYE” under a Glass Dome, which Magnifies and Illuminates the piece. Pendant comes with an 24″ Chain to be ready to go… To Mount Doom!