Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Hey, are you just happy to see me? Wooo-Wooo!
This Fire Dept. Shield is made out of Hypoallergenic 316 Stainless Steel (for those Sensitive Types), and is 14G, with a 18mm Barbell. TOASTY! Oh, and just so you know, both Balls are Screwable! :) Enjoy!
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Got Candy Nipple Ring
“What kind of Bear has no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What do you call a Cow that can’t Moo?” “A Milk Dud!” “Where did the Alien go to get a Drink?” “A Mars Bar!” “What is a Zombies Favorite…
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Barbell Stud Earrings
“I know a Fun Activity that can Burn 500 Calories an hour…” “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I’m Cut!” “I hope you took your Flintstone Vitamins today, because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!” HA! Gym Pick Up Lines….
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Barbie Doll Smile Earrings
Barbie is a Fashion Doll Manufactured by Mattel. She was Launched in March 1959 and comes with her own Accessories, Other Family Members, Collectible Dolls, and of course KEN. NOW… She comes in a Set of Earrings that’s FUN,…
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Christmas Reindeer Ring
This Exquisite Reindeer is an Open Ended Ring Crafted from 925 Sterling Silver with Electroplated Rose Gold. Glistening in it’s Eye (I know, it should be the Nose) is a Shiny Ruby Red Cubic Zirconia. The Perfect Fun Ring…
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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