Fun Christmas Ornaments for your Beard
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Bloody Hands and Axe Earrings
WOWWWWW! You can’t get too much more Creepy then when you add Blood to Earrings! YIKES! A Creepy Doll Hand, Severed at the Wrist, Dripping in Blood from one Ear, and the other… A Dangly Hatchet Axe… Also marred…
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Garden Gnome Brooch
“What’s Up Gnome?” Let me tell you, there are some People that go NUTS over Gnomes… One of my Friends does… And this Brooch, is right up her alley. A Garden Gnome that sits on your Coat and looks…
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Jigsaw Puppet Pendant
Billy the Puppet Appears in the SAW Franchise. He was used by Jigsaw to Communicate with his Test Subjects by Delivering Recorded Messages to Describe the Details of the Sadistic Traps and the Means by which the People could…
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Duck Butt Ring
Guess What? Duck Butt! Err… Somehow that’s not as quite as funny as Chicken Butt… But this Ring is! For it’s the Rear of a Duck, Tails, Ass up, Cute little Orange Feet… Sticking it’s Hiney out of a…
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Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are…
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)












