Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is the Correct Word here… It’s so Annoying. You just want to say “GO AWAY!” Now who’s being the Asshole, eh?
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Hilarious Askhole Charm Pendant
Here's an Example of an Askhole: Me: "What do you Recommend to Eat here?" Friend: "The Hamburgers are Great!" Me to Waiter: "I'll have the Salad Please!" Friend: "You're such an Askhole!" HA! Too True, Too True! And this Adorable Askhole Charm will Crack Everyone up. Made of Paper, Ink, Hand Cut Glass, and Silver Findings, this Charm will brings lots of Smiles. PLUS... On the Backside of this Charm it reads something entirely different. It reads "Shut The Front Door!" Which really means STFU! :) Capisce?
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Chicken Egg Fun Joke Cufflinks
Okay, Who came first? The Chicken or the Egg? I’d have to say it was the Rooster! HA! Like a Good Joke… Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was in a KFC Bucket! And now, it…
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Custom Credit Card Pendant
These are SICK! It’s a Credit Card Pendant, VISA CARD, that looks real, but isn’t. It’s an Iced-Out version that you can customize with YOUR REAL NAME! Super cool, and even better–the numbers aren’t real! So bling out in…
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Flaming Skull Nipple Ring
This Really Cool Flaming Skull looks like a Nipple Piercing, but ISN’T! It’s a Clip-On! You simply Pinch it onto your Nipple and it hangs there looking Bad Ass and COOL… Without all the Pain! :)
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Valerian – Laureline Ring
Let’s face it, Laureline (Spatio-Temporal Agent) in the Valerian Movie (The City of a Thousand Planets) KICKS ASS! Literally. She’s an Awesome Character (Played by Delevingne), with even more Impressive Jewelry. Like her Hexagon Gold Stacking Ring, which is…
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Granny Smith Apple Gemstone Pendant
Bite into this Granny Smith Apple and you’ll Break a Tooth… Because this Delicious Looking Apple is a Gemstone. A Created Green Jade Stone that Shimmers like Real Fruit. With a Perfect Shape, a Marquise Cut CZ Leaf and…
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Dark Brown Sub-Dial Watch
This is one COOL looking Watch! Talk about High-Tech… although it really isn’t! You see, all those Ultra-Cool Sub-Dials are just for Decoration ONLY! They don’t Function! It’s all for LOOKS, and it LOOKS GREAT! :)
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