“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…

WOW OH WOW! Just Look at this Incredibly Cool Leather Cuff Bracelet! It reminds me of MYST meets Evil Dead… Just look at the Realistic Eyeball… AWESOME! The Colors, the Detail, the Pupil… I LOVE IT! So Rad!

LMFAO! They are Hilarious and will make everyone Scream with Laughter! They are Sharknado Earrings, you know the Shark in that Tornado Movie that was about a Waterspout that lifted Sharks out of the Ocean and Deposited them in…

Step aside normal Bloodshot Eyes… It’s Purple Eyes! (From the Purple People Eater). Great Eyeballs that will LOOK even Greater in your Earlobes. Sporting Colors of Purple, Light Blue, Yellow and Orange, these Pupils will POP and Stand out…

Well if this isn’t the Most Interesting Bracelet ever… The things they used to do in Yonder Years… A Kid Smoking next to a Chicken? Sounds Plausible to me! :) I grew up on a Farm, I get it….

What a COOL Ring for the Poker Player in your life! Made of 10k Gold, this Ring features a WINNING Poker Hand: Ten, Jack, Queen, King and the Ace of Diamonds! Which is, of course, covered in Diamonds! Great…