A Steel Scorpion for your Navel
How cool is a Scorpion for your Belly Button? This Scorpion is made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, so it won't tarnish, turn colors, or bend. It's very durable and will look awesome dangling from your stomach. Just don't pull on the tail. HA!
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Coffin Belly Ring
“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…
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Easter Memory Locket Pendant
What a Darling Hippity-Hop Necklace. Perfect for Easter, TODAY! A Memory Locket that opens up hosting Fun, Festive Easter Themed Charms, like: a Bunny, Decorated Eggs, a Cross and Gems… Such a Treat for Easter, one that will make…
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Darth Vader 3-D Ring
I can almost hear “The Imperial March” now… “Dun Dun Dun DU-DU-DUN DU-DU-DUN!” I know you can hear it too! Wear this Ring and you’ll be Saying Stuff like “Don’t Fail me again, Admiral!” “He will Join us or…
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Orange Slice Nipple Rings
“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…
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Creepy Mask Cufflinks
Beautiful… If you’re a Bank Robber! HA! These Creepy Ass Cufflinks are just what the Jester ordered… For they Resemble Clowns, with Big Black Eyes and an Evil Stitched Mouth… Creepy, Frightening, and IDEAL for your Sleeves at Halloween….
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Shark Tunnel Wood Gauge
These are the Most Bad Ass Ear Plugs Ever… Awesome! Black Wooden Sharks Swimming through Wood Tunnels… Simply Beautiful! Incredible Detail… You’ll get Massive Amounts of Compliments. Carved out of Blood Wood and Iron Woods, these are Double Flare…