Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Hungry Zombie Bracelet
LMAO! I LOVE this Cute Charm Bracelet. Simple. Elegant. And Zombie-ish! HA! HOW COOL! It’s a Classic Chain Link Charm Bracelet that Features one Square Dangling Charm, with 18 Clear Crystals framing a Cute, but Crazy Hungry Zombie! Fun…
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Buddha Brass Ear Weight Stretchers
You know that guy that Lifts Weights with his Eyelids on America’s Got Talent? Well now you can Lift Weights with your EARS! For this very Cool and Detailed Ear Plug, is actually a Weighted Ear Stretcher. Handmade Angkor…
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Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not…
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Piano Keyboard Keys Watch
What a Great Looking Wrist Watch. I don’t know what Time it is, but I LOVE it! :) For this Beautiful Watch is Ideal for the Musician or Music Lover. With a Keyboard Face that Wraps around the Dial,…
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Bear Claws Cufflinks
I am LOVING these Cufflinks! Talk about Kick Ass… They are 1/2″ High Bear Claw Cufflinks that Feature the Face of a Bear and the Bear Claws, and it’s just Sheer Beauty. Handcrafted, Great Detail, Magnificent Styling, Top Quality,…
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Cat Poop Earrings
What’s that Smell? Oh, it’s YOU! You and your pair of Brown Cat Poop Earrings! I certainly love how they Dangle off your Ears and Stick to your Neck. COOL STUFF! I say WHY not? Add some FUN and…
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