Polished Gator Ring
Made out of Silver Plated Brass, this Alligator Ring looks Bad Ass! Wrapping around your Finger with it's Muscular Tail, this Gator is Slick and COOL with all it's Lizard-Like Skin and Small Beady Eyes! It'll go good with your Gator Shoes, don't ya think? :) Comes in a Size 8... or more, if you search their Amazon Store! :)
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Paw Print Urn Necklace
These are adorable… Paw print necklaces that are actually urns to hold your pet’s ashes around your neck and above your heart. Perfect for both cats and dogs, this pendant, in the shape of a paw print, comes in…
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Tombstone Halloween Ring
“Do you know how many People are Dead in a Cemetery?” “ALL OF THEM!” HA… A little Graveyard Joke… I’m sure you’re DYING with Laughter! You know Halloween is coming when the Tombstone Ring comes out. Frightening Good Fun,…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Wrecking Ball Necklace
“I came in like a Wrecking Ball, I never Hit so Hard in Love, All I Wanted was to Break your Walls, All you ever did was Wreck me…” Are you a WRECK? Well then you NEED this Cool…
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Remember Rings
24 hours Before your Special Day, the Hot Spot on the Interior Surface of this Remember Ring will Warm to 120º F for approximately 10 Seconds, and continue to Warm up every Hour, on the Hour, all Day long!…












