Black Rosa Poison Pill Ring
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Monster Dog Bangle
You know that look your Dog gives you when he Farts really Bad? Yeah… That look! That’s what this Funny Bangle Bracelet reminds me of. Dog Farts! HA! One EYE Popped Open, the Other Eye just a Slit… The…
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LOTR Hobbit Ring
I’m telling you… I ADORE the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit movies. Everything about the way that Peter Jackson filmed these, the characters, the effects, the landscapes, the music is AMAZING. I actually crave watching the movies,…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…
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Han Solo Carbonite Cufflinks
These Star Wars Cufflinks (from Return of the Jedi – 1983) are Creepy Cool. With the Image of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Sealed in Carbonite for Delivery to Jabba the Hutt, these will Make everyone Geeky Excited. Especially with…
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Woody Harrelson Mugshot Pendant
Actor Woody Harrelson was Arrested by Columbus, Ohio Police in October 1982. He was Charged with Disturbing the Peace (Allegedly Dancing in the Middle of a Busy Road and Tried to Run away from the Cops). The “Cheers” star…












