"Wendy, I'm Home!"
You know you want to Watch this Movie again now, don't ya? I DO! In fact, I just re-read the Book not too long ago (all because of Stephen King's Sequel Book: Doctor Sleep) So Bring Johnny Home and Plug him into your Head! Made to Order in Tons of Different Gauges (hence the Price +), these Plugs will certainly make a Statement. Like... "Little Pigs, Little Pigs, let me come in..."
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Wonder Woman Lasso Bolo Necklace
Kick some Ass… It’s Wonder Woman, and she’s about to Wring your Neck. Literally. For it’s her Famous Lasso of Truth turned into one of the Coolest Superhero Pendants ever. The Wonder Woman Lasso Bolo Necklace that Features an…
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Pepperoni Pizza Ear Plugs
YUM OH YUM! These are my kind of Ear Plugs! Plugs that look just like Pepperoni Pizzas. My Mouth is Watering now. They look so Real, so Tasty, Gooey, HOT…. I think I’m going to Lick them! Really! That’s…
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Steel Hand Grenade Necklace
Hand Grenade’s are Cool Looking. Not so much when they’re Thrown at you, but Hanging around your Neck… PERFECT! And this Hand Grenade is Beautiful. Made out of Blue Plated Steel, it’s Durable, Detailed, and very Stylish. You’ll get…
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Lump of Coal in a Ring Box
Ho Ho Oh No! It’s a Lovely Little Ring Box under the Christmas Tree… She’ll Smile, she’ll Laugh with Glee, until she finds out it’s a Lump of Coal! Ha! Just imagine her Surprise! Especially after she’s been Egging…
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Blue Eyeball Ring
“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…
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Eye Stud Earrings
“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And…












