Red White and Blue American Flag Wide Band Fashion Ring
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Handcuffs Anklet
This ANKLET would look Kick Ass on your Ankle! Really! Looking like a real pair of Handcuffs, AND fastening with the actual Handcuff (Clasp), it’s Sleek, Smooth, and very Rebellious. Get locked up today!
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Bloody Doll Arm Pendant
SICK SICK SICK SICK! I LOVE IT! It’s the Most Gory Pendant you’ll ever wear… For it’s a Bloody Arm, Muscles, Tendons, BONE… All Dangling and Shredded from a Crazy Mutilated Shoulder. Doll Fingers Twisted, a Short Stubby Thumb……
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Steamship Telegraph Watch
I am Addicted to Watches! Cool Watches that just LOOK Awesome and Different! And this Watch is Certainly Unique. Looking just like an Engine Order Telegraph, you’ll think that you were Piloting the Bridge! Lucky You!
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Knitting Needles Wool Earrings
Darn it… Darn it all… HA! These Earrings are for every Grandma and Sewing Freak on the Earth. It’s A Ball of Bright Orange Wool, stuck with 2 Knitting Needles, and made into Dangle Earrings! How Charming! People in…
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Cat Pile Meowtain Enamel Pin
OMG!!! Talk about Cute Overload… It’s a Cat Mountain, er, Meowtain that’s Beyond Adorable. Just look at it. A Lapel Pin that’s Colorful, Enamel, Full of Darling Cats, Paws, Tongues and a Bung… Too Freaking Funny! You can’t NOT…












