Red White and Blue American Flag Wide Band Fashion Ring
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Zipper Dangle Nipple Ring
That’s exactly what I was thinking… Wouldn’t it be Cool to Unzip your Nip? HA! Well, now you can with these Colorful CZ Zipper Dangle Nipple Rings. Looking like a Gemstone Zipper, the Barbell is Invisible, so it looks…
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Turkey Thanksgiving Belly Ring
Gobble Gobble… That’s Me. On Thanksgiving… Looking like a Couch Cushion… For Thanksgiving is coming, and so are the Carbs. Tons of them. And you know where they’ll go? Right in my Belly. Just like this Darling Turkey Belly…
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Bear Trap Necklace
AWESOMEEEEE! Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy could have used this sucker in The Revenant Movie. HA! It’s a Bear Trap Necklace that’s Creepy, Cool, and Vicious looking! Handmade with Steel, Metal and Chain, this Pendant is KILLER… The Chain…
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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Octopus Nipple Shield
“How do you make an Octopus Laugh?” “With Ten-Tickles!” HA HA! I know you Laughed! And Smiles or Sneers is what you’d get with this Very Interesting and Crazy Nipple Shield! It’s Octopus Tentacles that Wrap around your Nipple…
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Horrifying Tombstone Resin Ring
“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…












