Queen Of Farts Brooch
LMAO! I know a Girl who NEEDS this Brooch! Because she is the “Queen of Farts!” Really! She great up with 3 Brothers and acts just like one (Don’t Fall Asleep around Her, She’ll Fart on your Head!) Women always say “I don’t Fart!” But Men know this isn’t true! There are some Women who Deserve an Award for that Stinker. And NO… It wasn’t the DOG! :)
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Queen Of Farts Brooch Pin
I Laughed Out Loud when I saw this Brooch Pin! Really I DID! And so will everyone else who sees this Elegant Black and White Brooch on your Hat, Coat, Sweater, Purse, or Lapel. It's 1/2" Tall, 2 1/4" Wide, Hand Drawn, and SURE to be a Swell Conversation Starter! (I'm Sure it will Pass around the Room!) Just like this Doozy... "I Didn't Fart. My Intestines Just Blew you a Kiss!" :)
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Rainbow Diamond Ring
The Rainbow after Rain always means Hope and a Colorful Life, while the Diamond Symbols Love and Eternity. In other words, TASTE THE RAINBOW… or something like that! :) Neat Ring that WILL certainly add some Color into your…
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Gold Bullion Cufflinks
Talk about classy… And wealthy. Whether it be real, or in the future, everyone wants gold bullion. Tons of it. Gold is the symbol of the rich and famous, so the next time you slide into that tuxedo, the…
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Fools Gold Earrings
Pyrite is Fool’s Gold. It Fooled Miners in the Olden Days into thinking they “Stuck it Rich!” But Pyrite isn’t Gold, even though these 1/2″ Crystal Nuggets Resembles it. Shiny, Greenish-Brass Color, Precious, and Dangling from Sterling Silver Ear…
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Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…
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Possessed Girl Pendant
I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…
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Trust Me I’m Batman Cufflinks
LOL I know of a Few Guys who need these… They think they’re Super Heroes! Why not? Slap on an Alter-Ego Mask and Go For it… Just don’t forget these Cool and Classy Cufflinks. Handmade out of Porcelain and…
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