“Oh, I LOVE your Earrings, they’re so CUTE… What do they say?” I Heart Dingleberries? WHAAAAAA??? Now that’s COOL! That’s FUNNY! That’s a Dingleberry Dangling from each of your Ear Lobes! Ya know?

“Coo Wee, Coo Wee, Coo Wee…” That’s the Sound a Unicorn makes… In my Dreams. Rainbow Dreams… It could be because of this Darling Belly Button Dangle. Probably. For it’s a Majestic Unicorn, Horn and all, with a Fancy…

Looking for a rugged, shock proof Apple watch band? THIS IS IT! It’s a beautifully made silicone case, that covers your watch, and protects it better then anything on the market. With bumpers that absorb shocks, this band has…

Sugar, Corn Syrup, and Pectin… Oh Boy, I LOVE those Jelly Beans! Jelly Belly’s, Spicy, Popcorn Flavored, Cinnamon… You name it, they’re all Delicious. Scrumptious Small Bean-Shaped Sugar Candies with Soft Candy Shells and Thick Gel… YUM! Gotta have…

What a BEAUTIFUL and ELEGANT Men’s Leather ID Bracelet! Featuring a Bar made of Solid Stainless Steel that reads: US NAVY, along with your Personal Engraved Initials! STUNNING!

I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings,…