Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug everywhere you go… And get plenty of Comments and Laughs as well! :)
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Crying Kim Kardashian Ring
Made out of a Photo, Plastic and Metal, this Ring really does Cry me a River! The Lightweight Plastic Charm is Sealed, Super Shiny, and Adhered to a Silver Metal Adjustable Ring. This Ring is Sealed on the Front and Back for Maximum Durability. Cry all you Want, but this Ring is still Funny! :)
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Here For The Beer Cufflinks
HA! If this isn’t true… Why do most people go to Weddings? Beer, Wine, Wedding Cake, and oh yeah, the Bride and Groom! :) And so, to Honor all those Wedding Day Blues, Break out the Cheesy Cufflinks. Funny…
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Pumpkin Patch Lapel Pin
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown…” That’s what this Darling Lapel Pin reminds me of… A Cute, Festive, Fun, Fall Pumpkin Patch, and here’s the Sign to Point the way. It’s a Lapel Pin, Brooch, that can be worn…
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Pig Face and Butt Earrings
“What do you call a Pig Thief?” “A Hamburglar!” “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “What do you call a Pig that Drives Recklessly?” “A Road Hog!” Had enough? Then let’s Talk about…
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CZ Wishbone Necklace
Gobble Gobble, it’s Turkey Murder Day. And The Day when Everybody Fights over the Wishbone… CRACK! Well, maybe it’s time you Picked up your very own Wishbone, and this Blinging CZ Wishbone is just the Pendant you need. Made…
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Woody Harrelson Mugshot Pendant
Actor Woody Harrelson was Arrested by Columbus, Ohio Police in October 1982. He was Charged with Disturbing the Peace (Allegedly Dancing in the Middle of a Busy Road and Tried to Run away from the Cops). The “Cheers” star…
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