Crying Kim Kardashian Ring
Made out of a Photo, Plastic and Metal, this Ring really does Cry me a River! The Lightweight Plastic Charm is Sealed, Super Shiny, and Adhered to a Silver Metal Adjustable Ring. This Ring is Sealed on the Front and Back for Maximum Durability. Cry all you Want, but this Ring is still Funny! :)
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Nom Nom Nom Earrings
Oh this was so me on Thanksgiving… Nom Nom Nom… Eating everything in sight like I only eat once a year. Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Cranberries, Rolls, Corn, Dessert… NOM NOM NOM. Just like the Fun Meme, these Bubble…
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Backwards Watch
While this Cool Watch can’t take you back in Time, it does Create the Illusion that Time is running Backwards. The Numbers are arranged Counterclockwise, and the Hands move Counterclockwise as well. If that doesn’t mess you up, nothing…
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777 Lucky Tie Tack
Lucky 7 is the World’s Most Magic Number. It’s Significant across Religions and Cultures, and is Overwhelmingly a Favorite Number… With 7 Days of the Week, 7 Colors of the Rainbow, 7 Musical Notes, 7 Seas, 7 Continents… and…
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Candy Cane Nipple Ring
HA! It’s Christmastime and that Means it’s Time for these Lovely Little Peppermint Candies to Dangle Deliciously from your Nipples! What’s more Festive than that? It’s a Candy Cane Nipple Ring Featuring Red and White Canes Hanging from a…
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Kitty Licking Balloon Pin
OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…
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Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!












