Fun Easy To Read Binary Wrist Watch
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Peach Eggplant Splash Enamel Pin Set
Oh Boy… It’s the Most Used Text Emojis ever… The Peach, Eggplant, and Splash! And if you don’t know what these are used for, then you’re Living under a Rock! (Think Private Parts with a Happy Ending) This 3…
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Nipple Ring
LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…
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Herb Grinder Plug Set
“You know what we should in vest in? An Old Age Home for Hippies. Cause, think about it, Hippies have been around since the 60’s man, and now there isn’t really a Hip Place for them to go anymore….”…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…












