Lick Me Purple Condom Necklace
Your Mama always told you to never leave the house without your rubbers on... Now you don't have to! This imaginitive Etsy Artist makes some FUN and Humorous Necklaces with different Colored Condoms and different sayings. What a Hoot! Strap one on today...
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Pixel Cursor Stud Earrings
In Computing, a Cursor (usually an Arrow or Hand) is an Indicator used to Show the Position on a Computer Monitor that will Respond to Input from a Text Input or Pointing Device. The Flashing Text Cursor may be…
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The Salvador Dali Watch
A Superb Wristwatch featuring the Surrealist Master and his ‘tache. This Fab Dali Watch is for Surrealists, Dadaists, Modernists, Troublemakers and anyone COOL. Comes in a Super Smart “Tempus Fugit” Gift Box!
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…
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Pink Pig Belly Ring
“Does this Pink Pig Belly Ring make me look Fat?” “No, your Fat makes you look Fat!” HA! Don’t be Sad Little Piggy, because this Belly Ring is Adorable, Cute, and oh-so PINK! Oink Oink!
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Crystal Ball Ring
This is a very Awesome Natural Quartz Crystal Ball Ring! It’s a little Large on the Finger, but so is your BRIGHT FUTURE! Just one Glance at this Ball is all you need to know it all. NEAT STUFF!…
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Monarch Butterfly Wing Pendant
The Only thing better than a LIVE Monarch Butterfly, is a DEAD one. HA! Only Kidding! But, since they’re already Dead… You might as well Preserve their Wings in a Beautiful and Stunning Pendant! Right? Just like this Beauty…