Stinking Cute Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace Pendant
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Anatomical Heart Necklace
I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!
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Joker Ear Plugs
“I Believe Whatever Doesn’t Kill you, Simply Makes you…Stranger!” Well said by the Joker himself… These Cool Cufflinks will make you Smile and say “Why So Serious?” Right? Try them on, you’ll see! :)
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Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have…
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Little Lawn Bracelet
Set in an Old Gold Color Bezel, this Little Patch of Land can add some Natural Outdoorsy to your life (and a Scrap of Grass that the Dog hasn’t Peed on). Makes an Interesting Eye-Ball Catcher for any Outfit…
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Clean Equipment Belly Ring
LMAO! For SURE! This Belly Ring will Crack everyone up. It’s a Road Sign that Dangles down from your Navel and Reads: “Notice: Clean Equipment After Using” HA! Too Much Fun! Hopefully, you’ll heed Instructions… Because no one likes…
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…












