You know when your Mom used to POP your Pimples? Well, show your gratification by giving her this Pimple Popping Ring! Looking like a White Head ready to BLOW… This Ring will Turn Heads and a few Stomachs! :)

Nice! Now you may never part from your Alcohol… For anytime you Scratch your Head… BEER! WINE! Mountain Dew… Just sayin’. This Bracelet is actually a Real Functional Flask. It’ll hold whatever liquid you want. Crafted in Porcelain, with…

Sweet… Who hasn’t wanted to own their own Solid Gold Bar? I WANT ONE! Don’t you? Well, now it CAN be yours, for just a Couple Hundred Dollars… This Cool, Classy, Gold Bar Ring is made out of Polished…

Everyone Loves Charlie McCarthy. Right? The Dummy? Edgar John Bergen was an American Actor, Comedian and Radio Performer, Best Known for his Ventriloquism and his Character Charlie McCarthy. This Face is so Recognizable. And this Vintage Brooch is just…

Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!

YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)