Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Pepperoni and Cheese Please!
A Dim-Wit orders a Pizza and is asked if they Want it Cut into 6 or 12 Pieces. They Respond: "6 Please. I could Never Eat 12 Pieces." Ba-Dum-Bum! Well, these Dangly Pizza Slice Earrings are Cute, Cheesy, Colorful, and Come in Twos. One Slice for each Ear Lobe! :) Made of Polymer Clay, these Earrings will get you Dreaming about Pizza... MMM! Just don't Eat the Earrings... The Slices are too Small. :)
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Dog and Bone Brooch
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! This Brooch is Adorable! Adorable x 2 that is. Because this Brooch Pin is TWO Brooches in one. You Get a Double Dog Dare with one Pin being a Cute Little Doggie with Colorful Spots, and the other…
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Fetus Earrings
OMG!!! Boy am I Craving Sushi… At least until I saw these Earrings! My First Reaction was “WTF?” My Second was “COOL, these will Look Great on my Site!” :) See how I think… If you Want some Earrings…
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…
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Ouija Eye Ring
“…The Better to Scream and Run away…” For it’s an All-Seeing Eye that’s Creepy as F… A Bright Blue Ouija Eyeball, that Sees the Past, the Present and the Future. Highly Unsettling Dire Eye, the Guidance of the Spirit…
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Football Cufflinks
“You have to Play this Game like Somebody just Hit your Mother with a Two-By-Four!” Great Quote by Dan Birdwell, and it certainly is the Truth! Football Fans take note, THESE are the Cufflinks for YOU! “Hut, Hut, Hike!”
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Sunglass Poop Emoji Belly Button Ring
Covered in Poo, and yet I Smile! HA Take on the Heat and Sun Fun with this Bad Ass Sunglass Turd. It’s the Poop Emoji, Smiling, Curled up (Nice Tan), Wearing Shades… Lovely, just Lovely. A Belly Button Ring…
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