Pepperoni and Cheese Please!
A Dim-Wit orders a Pizza and is asked if they Want it Cut into 6 or 12 Pieces. They Respond: "6 Please. I could Never Eat 12 Pieces." Ba-Dum-Bum! Well, these Dangly Pizza Slice Earrings are Cute, Cheesy, Colorful, and Come in Twos. One Slice for each Ear Lobe! :) Made of Polymer Clay, these Earrings will get you Dreaming about Pizza... MMM! Just don't Eat the Earrings... The Slices are too Small. :)
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Frozen Troll Translator Ring
Are you a Big Fan of Disney’s FROZEN, well then you already know about the Trolls and their Ancient Language… The RUNES! And with this Very Cool Stainless Steel Spinner Ring, you can now TRANSLATE that Language, Decrypt what…
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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The Exorcist Necklace
The Exorcist (Based loosely on Actual Events) was created in 1978, and quickly became one of the Most Profitable Horror Movies ever made. When Young Regan (Linda Blair) starts acting Odd; Levitating, Speaking in Tongues; her Worried family Requests…
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Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Earrings
Gear up for The Last Jedi, coming to Theaters SOON, with these Badass Luke Skywalker Earrings. Lightsabers, Blue, that Pierce your Ears like a Knife through Butter. Slick Earrings that pass through your Ear like Ear Jackets. Creative, Fun,…
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Tribal Skull Ring
This Skull ROCKS! I LOVE all the Neat Tribal Design Etched into the Cranium! Cool and Detailed! Look at those Piercing Green Eyes! The Popping Gold Teeth! The Creepy Nose! Very Very Cool!
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Dog Dump Brooch
LMAO! I Can’t Stop LAUGHING!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It’s a Brooch of a Dog in a Yellow Sweater taking a DUMP! Bah ahaahaahahahahah! My Eyes are Crying… My Stomach Hurts! But does this Dog Care?…












