Pepperoni and Cheese Please!
A Dim-Wit orders a Pizza and is asked if they Want it Cut into 6 or 12 Pieces. They Respond: "6 Please. I could Never Eat 12 Pieces." Ba-Dum-Bum! Well, these Dangly Pizza Slice Earrings are Cute, Cheesy, Colorful, and Come in Twos. One Slice for each Ear Lobe! :) Made of Polymer Clay, these Earrings will get you Dreaming about Pizza... MMM! Just don't Eat the Earrings... The Slices are too Small. :)
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Trump Elephant Earrings
Trump you ears with these beautifully made lightweight Trump earrings. Dangle earrings with nickel-free euro-wire fishhooks, that hang 1 inch long, and a half inch wide. Hand painted with red, blue, and yellow, these dangles are plastic and sealed…
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Cigarette Finger Ring Holders
“Here, hold my Cigarette… Oh Never Mind, I’ll use this…” A Cigarette Holder Ring that does exactly that; Holds your Cigarette, which frees up your Hands so you can do other tasks, such as Eating, Playing Games, Typing, Picking…
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Skull Quartz Wrist Watch
Cool and Stylish Watch featuring a Closed Skull Lid that Hinges Open with a Push of a Button to Reveal a Hidden Quartz Watch beneath. Great Concept, Cool Punk Design… AND it has build in Red and Blue Lights…
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Blueprint Architect Cufflinks
Nice! These are a Great Gift for the Architect in your life. Draft Blueprints (that are actually Blue), with 7/16″ Length, and 5/8″ Width, these Ultra-Cool Cufflinks are the Ideal French Cuffs. Just think of how Awesome your Sleeves…
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Piqued. Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads off… But I know one thing, these KFC Ear Plugs are sure to be noticed and commented on. How…
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Good Luck and Prosperity Pendant
This is something everyone wants for the 2018 New Year; Good Luck and Prosperity (Money Money Money). So why not add some Karma in your life and Buy yourself an Amulet. A Glass Talisman filled with Ancient Spirit Herbal…