Beelzebub Devil Satan Dangle Belly Button Navel Ring
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Flying Saucer Ring
A flying Saucer is a type of Flying Craft with a Disc or Saucer-Shaped Body, commonly used to refer to any Anomalous Flying Object. The Term was Coined in 1947 but was Officially Supplanted by the US Air Force…
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Rainbow Clam Pearl Belly Ring
You didn’t know that Rainbow Clams existed did you? Well now you do. Because this Cute Belly Ring Features a Rainbow Clam Shell that’s actually made out of Anodized 316L Stainless Steel and the Colors Mimic the Pearlescent Shell…
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Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING…
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Dangle Leg Lamp Earrings
“It’s a Major Award!” “It’s a Lamp!” “What a Great Lamp!” “It’s Indescribably Beautiful!” “The Soft Glow of Electric Sex Gleaming in the Window!” “It reminds me of the Fourth of July!”… It’s A Christmas Story; My Favorite Christmas…
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Walking Zombies Necklace
When you wear this Necklace, you’ll need a limp, a lunge, and a couple of crooked hands… Just saying! After all, it is the Walking Zombie Area!
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Pancakes Necklace
Did you hear my Stomach Growl just now? It DID! Because these Pancakes are dying to be Eaten… Too bad they aren’t Real. Although they sure look it! Not to mention that pat of Heart-Shaped Butter just melting on…












