Not Safe/Suitable For Work NSFW Wooden Pin Brooch
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Fried Chicken Wings Earrings
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……
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King Chess Piece Ring
In Chess, the King is the Most Important Playing Piece. The Object of the Game is to Trap the Opponent’s King so that Escape is not Possible (Checkmate). If a Player’s King is Threatened with Capture, it is said…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Zipper Dangle Nipple Ring
That’s exactly what I was thinking… Wouldn’t it be Cool to Unzip your Nip? HA! Well, now you can with these Colorful CZ Zipper Dangle Nipple Rings. Looking like a Gemstone Zipper, the Barbell is Invisible, so it looks…
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Astral Dragon Quadrant Locket
OMG, My Geek Level just blew through the Roof… This Necklace is SWEET! It’s a 16th Century Enlightenment Astral Dragon Quadrant Pendulum Locket Pendant Necklace that’s Ultra-Cool. A Hidden Portrait Locket Developed from a Rare 16th Century Instrument, originally…
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Faux Diamond Ring
Pressured to Buy a Diamond Ring? Well, get her this Ring instead! It’s a Faux (Fake) Diamond Ring cast in 14g Aluminum that’s Hand-Stamped with a Lovely Image of a Diamond. How Pretty! A Fun, Prank Ring that can…












