Unicorn Poops Rainbows and Vomits Wrist Watch
What will they think of next? Lots of things... One quick Google Search for "Unicorn Pooping Rainbows and Vomiting" brings up this! See, I'm not the only one. This Watch is Black Alloy (also comes in White), with an Adjustable Bracelet Trifold Closure. It's Water Resistant up to 30 Meters, has a Three-Hand Quartz Movement, and comes in many different Style Options! Pick one up TODAY, Vomit Tomorrow! :)
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Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING…
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Donald Tramp Ring
“I don’t wear a Rug, it’s mine!” Love him or hate him, he’s Trump and he makes one Hilarious Big Head Ring. It’s a “Donald Tramp” Ring that Features Trump in all his Glory; Narrow Eyes, Comb-Over, Puckered Lips……
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Tick Beetle Bug Plugs
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Speed Limit Birthday Cufflinks
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Cyclops Watch
“What Time is it?” “I Don’t Know, I’m just looking at all the Pretty Colors!” :) With this Watch, who needs the Time when you got a Rainbow? I really LOVE the Look of this Watch, it’s certainly Colorful…
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…












