Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and squat away. You’ll brighten everyone’s day. Measuring 1.5″ x 1.5″, this pin has study double clasps on the back to ensure that you’ll never have to go searching for this bigfoot again. Grab this hottie yowie today!
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Assquatch Sasquatch Enamel Brooch Pin
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Mario Mushroom Earrings
These Mushrooms with Red Caps, White Spots and Eyes… May just Add an Additional Mark or Heart to your Life Meter… Or, they’ll just Gain all the Attention of the Geeky Mario Fans! Your Ears will be SUPER COOL!…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Go Saint Yourself Pendant
LOL… If only! Me, in particular, I’m not anywhere near a Saint… But I know some people that are. So a Pendant like this, is a Perfect Gift! It’s a Saint Pendant, that you SAINT yourself! For you actually…
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Nipple Whirls
Do I look like Madonna with these on? Well I feel like her! HA! These Nipple Ring Barbells, called “Nipple Whirls”, are SO MUCH FUN! Plus, it’s an Amazing Visual, and just look what it does to your Shirt!…
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Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
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Paper Bead Kit
Recycle Newspapers and Magazines into BEADS! This very Cool Gift for Kids (and YOU) allows you to make your own Bracelets and Necklaces with Handmade BEADS! Simply insert the Strips of Paper into the Tool and turn the handle!…
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