Captain Jules's Extra Ordinary Telescope Ring
Made in the Steampunk Style using Lightweight Cast Aluminum (Finished with Bronze and Rubbed Black Patina), this Ring Transforms itself into a Fold Out Telescope or Magnifying Lens! SWEET! AND, it also has a built-in Compass! The Ring Size is Adjustable for Size 5 (small), Size 8 (medium), and Size 11 (large). and it comes in a nice Gift Box! You'll look like a NERD, but you'll Enjoy it! :)
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Bloody Scissor Necklace
WOAH! Slow Down with the Scissors! I think you hit my Artery 12 Stabs ago… HA! These Antique Silver Looking Scissors are BLOODY GOOD FUN! Looking like you just Poked an Eye out, these Scissors will make everyone RUN…
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Couch Potato Watch
A Couch Potato is a Lazy Person who does nothing but Sit on the Couch and Watch Television… A.K.A. Sofa Spud! HA! And not just ANY Television… an Excess Amount of Television! The Simpsons, Law And Order, Welcome Back,…
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Windmill Fidget Spinner Ring
Here’s a Secret: People still Love and Use Fidget Spinners. That’s because fidget toys are ideal for the fidgeter (people like me). I use one because they keep me from chewing my nails… Other people have different uses. Which…
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The Island ID Bracelet
If you Watched the Movie “The Island” in 2005, with Lincoln Six Echo (Ewan McGregor), then you’ll remember this ID Bracelet. One Swipe on the Console is all you need to get things Moving… And now, this Awesome Replica…
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Gothic Bangle Bone
This Bracelet is SOOOOO COOOOL! Just look at it. It looks like some Kick Ass Jaw Bone from some Crazy Extinct Animal. AWESOME! And to think that someone carved this out of Resin… WOW! I Love it!
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Nipple Ring
LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…












