Black Spider Gothic Ring
Boy does this ring make your skin crawl. It’s the coolest gemstone ring ever. Featuring a wicked black spider, crawling up the band, hugging your gemstone… SICK! Crafted in sterling silver, this ring is nickel-free, lead-free, cadmium-free and anti-allergic, tarnish resistant and will not easily change colors. Plus, it comes with a polishing cloth and an exquisite gift box. Sizes 5-12, you can spider up your fingers, and let the screaming begin.
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Chucky Child’s Play Pendant
“FUUUUUUU********KKKKKK!” This Necklace is Creepy as Hell! WOW! It’s the Chucky Doll from Child’s Play and it looks KILLER! Frightening Blue Eyes in a Sliced up Bloody Head with that Gnarly Orange Hair… YIKES! Makes me want to Run…
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Hairy Flesh Ring
OMG I’m Gonna Barf Now! I Gag when I Find Hair in my Food… So Seeing Hair Growing out of a Ring, that looks just like FLESH! WOW! That’s also the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this all-too-real Flesh Looking…
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Donald Trump Tweet Tweet Cufflinks
HA HAHAHAHH HAHA HA HA! Listen. I Don’t Care which side of the Political Fence you’re on. It doesn’t matter if you Love Trump or Hate Trump. What does matter is this: He Tweets A LOT! And most of…
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Fat Weight Loss Toe Rings
These ain’t your Average Toe Rings… These Toe Rings help you Lose Weight! That’s right. Slip these on and with Magnetic Therapy and Acupuncture Points, the Pounds will drop off!
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Home of the Brave Ring
“O’er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave!” The Star Spangled Banner is a Song we all Know and Love. So Cover your Heart because we’re about to get all Patriotic on you. Featuring a…
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