Zombie Arm Ring
“Why did the Zombie go to the Dentist?” “To improve his BITE!” “Where do Zombies Eat Dinner?” “The LIVING Room!” “What’s a Zombies Favorite Desert?” “I-Scream!” Okay.. ENOUGH (NEVER ENOUGH) Zombie Jokes! Now, onto this Creepy Crawling Zombie Ring! COOL!
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"They're Coming to Get you, Barbra!"
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It's OUTSTANDING! And... It's Wrapping it's Dead Digits around your Finger and Squeezing Tight... EGADS! The Gory Hand, the Creepy Fingers, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve... YIKES! This Ring is Massive and Solid and made out of Sterling Silver and Hand-Polished to a Mild Sheen. Plus, they also make it in STEEL! SWEET! :)
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Antiqued Snake Pendant
Snakes are Elongated, Legless, Carnivorous Reptiles that can be Distinguished from Legless Lizards by their lack of Eyelids and External Ears. They are covered in overlapping Scales, and are found on every Continent except Antarctica! With over 3,400 Species,…
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God Is Busy Watch
HA! I know a lot of people that could use this Fun Wrist Watch… The Face of the Watch features the Devil (in Hell no doubt), saying “God is Busy, Can I Help You?” LOL Don’t we all know…
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Fetus Earrings
OMG!!! Boy am I Craving Sushi… At least until I saw these Earrings! My First Reaction was “WTF?” My Second was “COOL, these will Look Great on my Site!” :) See how I think… If you Want some Earrings…
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Beer Zone Belly Ring
Remember that time you got so Drunk that I had to carry you back to your Parent’s House and your Father came out with a Shot Gun? YEAH! THAT NIGHT! If you LOVE Beer like I DO, show it…
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Frank Underwood Cufflinks
LMAO! These F U Cufflinks are Hilarious! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Frank Underwood, isn’t it? Or do they mean First Union? Follow-Up? File Upload? Florida University? They could mean whatever you want… But I’m sure they’ll be Appreciated, to…
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Autopsy Necklace
“OMG!!!” That’s probably the Reaction you’ll get when you Wear this Necklace… Unless you work in the Morgue! :) Post-Mortem Examination can now be done Close-Up and on your NECK! SWEEEEEET!
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