"They're Coming to Get you, Barbra!"
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It's OUTSTANDING! And... It's Wrapping it's Dead Digits around your Finger and Squeezing Tight... EGADS! The Gory Hand, the Creepy Fingers, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve... YIKES! This Ring is Massive and Solid and made out of Sterling Silver and Hand-Polished to a Mild Sheen. Plus, they also make it in STEEL! SWEET! :)
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Mickey Mouse Charm Bead Bracelet
M-I-C-K-E-Y B-L-O-B-S… HA! I Laughed when I saw these Beads. It’s a Charm Bracelet that’s SUPPOSED to be Mickey Mouse… Nu-Uh! Look at it. It’s more like Mickey on Drugs. A White Smudge with Black Dots and a Goofy…
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Cat Lady Spinner Ring
Oh Man… That’s the Last thing that the Crazy Cat Lady Needs… A Spinner Ring! HA! Cute Little Feline Cat Faces that Rotate around making all that Rubbing Friction Noise… It’s Sure to Drive the Cats in a Tizzy….
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Dorito Chip Ring
Doritos Tacos, Doritos Pizza Crust, and NOW DORITOS JEWELRY? You got it! This Crazy Designer made a Gold Plated Ring that looks just like a Doritos Chip! Wanna bite?
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Glass Zombie Bead
“What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Meal?” “A Manwich!” “What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Street?” “The Dead End!” HA! These Jokes make my Head Swell and my Eyes POP… Just like this Glass Bead Zombie with the Scary Mug, Bulging Eyeballs, Bloody…
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QR Code Cufflinks
I am a Sucker for Technology… And with these Quirky QR Code Cufflinks, I’m in Heaven! Wear these Cufflinks and everyone will be Grabbing their Smart Phones and Scanning your Arms to see where they lead. You can’t NOT…
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I Love Traffic Cones Watch
LMAO! NO… LMFAO! HA! This just makes me Laugh so Bad… I am Awe-Struck… Who Would… Why? WAT? A Watch that reads I LOVE TRAFFIC CONES? Really? With an Orange Traffic Cone and a Big Red Heart… What’s not…