Zombie Arm Ring
“Why did the Zombie go to the Dentist?” “To improve his BITE!” “Where do Zombies Eat Dinner?” “The LIVING Room!” “What’s a Zombies Favorite Desert?” “I-Scream!” Okay.. ENOUGH (NEVER ENOUGH) Zombie Jokes! Now, onto this Creepy Crawling Zombie Ring! COOL!
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"They're Coming to Get you, Barbra!"
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It's OUTSTANDING! And... It's Wrapping it's Dead Digits around your Finger and Squeezing Tight... EGADS! The Gory Hand, the Creepy Fingers, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve... YIKES! This Ring is Massive and Solid and made out of Sterling Silver and Hand-Polished to a Mild Sheen. Plus, they also make it in STEEL! SWEET! :)
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Knuckle Duster Dangle Earrings
Knuckle Dusters, a.k.a. Brass Knuckles, are weapons used in Hand-to-Hand Combat. Brass Knuckles are Designed to Preserve and Concentrate a Punch’s Force by Directing it toward a Harder and Smaller Contact Area… It results in Increased Tissue Disruption and…
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Dexter Heart Necklace
I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dexter Fan. I loved that show… And so when I saw this Crazy Creepy Pendant, I FREAKED! It’s so Awesome, and well, Dexterish! It’s a Heart Pendant, that’s Bloody, Wrapped in what looks…
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LifeGem Diamond
“Oh Granny, what Big Eyes you’ve got!” “Oh Granny, what Big Ears you’ve got!” “Oh Granny, what Big Teeth you’ve got!” So let’s make a Diamond out of them! Seriously… This Diamond is made out of a Lock of…
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Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with…
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Acoustic Guitar Ear Plugs
An Acoustic Guitar is a Guitar that uses only Acoustic means to Transmit the Strings’ Vibrational Energy to the Air in order to make a Sound. Acoustic means that it’s not Electric or using Electric Impulses, and that the…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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