The Most Theoretical Watch on the Market
This Beautiful and Stunning Watch is full of Spirals and Colors, which will certainly draw some attention. Theoretical maybe, but after the Successful Experiments at the Large Hadron Collider, it's still up for grabs. There is no Spin, Electric Charge, or Color Change, but it does have a Nice Imitation Leather Band and a Spinning Second Hand that Spirals around. Close enough, right? This Japanese Quartz Movement Watch also comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Now who's the Smart one?
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Kiss My Butt Earrings
HA! Just like FLO said “KISS MY GRITS!” LMAO! These Kiss My Butt Earrings are too much FUN! Just imagine the Laughs you’ll get with these CHEEKY Dangles on. Whimsical Cartoon Figure with nothing on but a Birthday Suit,…
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Cigarette Ear Plug
LOL! I’ve seen People Stick Pencils in their Ears… But NOW, you can Stick Cigarettes! These Fun Ear Plugs are PERFECT for the Smoker. Looking like a Real Cigarette, these Ear Plugs come in Gauge Sizes 6G, 4G, 2G,…
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Camera Lens Ring
What a Cool Ring! It looks just like a Camera Lens! AWESOME! Made of Lightweight and Durable Black Zirconium, this Ring will certainly Delight any Photography Fans! Now if only I could Focus…
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Titanic Blue Sapphire Heart Pendant
“Jack!!!” “ROSE!” My Heart will go on… And now you can feel as Swept away as the People on Titanic with this very Cool and BLUE, Sapphire Heart Pendant! Looking just like the Beautiful Heart Pendant that Rose wore,…
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Cigarette Coffee Earrings
LOL! These Earrings remind me of Patty Bouvier… You know, the Deep Voiced, Cigarette Smoking Character from the Simpsons! HA! I imagine her Sitting around Drinking Coffee and Smoking like a Chimney! :) And boy, doesn’t half of America…
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Nutcracker Necklace
This Charming Nutcracker Necklace is just what you need this Christmas! Nothing better than Cracking Nuts around an Open Fire… With Great Details and made in the USA using Lead-Free Britannia Pewter with a Nickel Compliant Fine Silver Double…