Higgs Boson Watch
The Spinning Second Hand Spirals around the Watch Face, which represents Higgs Decaying into other Bosons. It also Tells the TIME! :) It’s the Perfect Watch for Intellectual Friends, Family and Particle Physicists.
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The Most Theoretical Watch on the Market
This Beautiful and Stunning Watch is full of Spirals and Colors, which will certainly draw some attention. Theoretical maybe, but after the Successful Experiments at the Large Hadron Collider, it's still up for grabs. There is no Spin, Electric Charge, or Color Change, but it does have a Nice Imitation Leather Band and a Spinning Second Hand that Spirals around. Close enough, right? This Japanese Quartz Movement Watch also comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Now who's the Smart one?
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Monster Dog Bangle
You know that look your Dog gives you when he Farts really Bad? Yeah… That look! That’s what this Funny Bangle Bracelet reminds me of. Dog Farts! HA! One EYE Popped Open, the Other Eye just a Slit… The…
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Grilled Cheese Necklace
“What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” “How do you get a Mouse to Smile?” “Say Cheese!” HA! And this Cheesy Cheese Grilled Cheese Looks-So-Real-Cheese Necklace is too much! It’s making my Stomach Growl. Look at…
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Large Intestine Brooch
What’s the one Piece of Jewelry that you can’t live without? Oh wait, that’s an Organ you can’t live without… My Bad! And the reason you DON’T have a Large Intestine Brooch is this: You didn’t know it Existed….
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Buck Chimp Skull Pendant
This Awesome Buck Chimp Skull is Cast in Bronze. Combining a Chimp Skull with Deer Antlers, it gives you a very Unique Necklace and a Great Conversation piece!
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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Zombie Feet Earrings
HAHA I Love an Artist with a sense of Humor! And this Etsy Artist cracks me up. Just look at these Zombie Feet Earrings… er, should I say Barbie-Zombie (Zombarbie) Feet… So Dead, So Green, So Bloody, So COOL!…
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