Higgs Boson Watch
The Spinning Second Hand Spirals around the Watch Face, which represents Higgs Decaying into other Bosons. It also Tells the TIME! :) It’s the Perfect Watch for Intellectual Friends, Family and Particle Physicists.
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The Most Theoretical Watch on the Market
This Beautiful and Stunning Watch is full of Spirals and Colors, which will certainly draw some attention. Theoretical maybe, but after the Successful Experiments at the Large Hadron Collider, it's still up for grabs. There is no Spin, Electric Charge, or Color Change, but it does have a Nice Imitation Leather Band and a Spinning Second Hand that Spirals around. Close enough, right? This Japanese Quartz Movement Watch also comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Now who's the Smart one?
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Monkey Around Tunnel Plug
“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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Scary Movie Wrist Watch
Okay, the Scary Movies were Silly, but they still had some Great Moments: The Killer: “Do you know where I am?” Cindy: “Um, you’re behind the…
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I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
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Piñata Donkey Stud Earrings
LOL These Earrings crack me up… Too bad I’m not filled with Candy! ;) Because these Studs are Fun, Festive, Colorful Piñata Donkeys that are totally Hilarious and Awesome. Tiny Donkeys that will look GRAND in your ears (just…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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