The Most Theoretical Watch on the Market
This Beautiful and Stunning Watch is full of Spirals and Colors, which will certainly draw some attention. Theoretical maybe, but after the Successful Experiments at the Large Hadron Collider, it's still up for grabs. There is no Spin, Electric Charge, or Color Change, but it does have a Nice Imitation Leather Band and a Spinning Second Hand that Spirals around. Close enough, right? This Japanese Quartz Movement Watch also comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Now who's the Smart one?
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Turkey Drumstick Earrings
When life hands you a TURKEY, you Eat it! Except for this Turkey, for it’s Turkey Drumsticks that look YUMMY, Brown and Delicious, but it’s only Eye-Candy for your Ears. Drumstick Earrings that are Cute, Dangly, and Perfect for…
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Secret Decoder Ring
Pick up a Pair of these Secret Decoder Rings and you’ll be able to pass messages back and forth and no one will be the wiser. It’s Fun, it’s Cool, and it’ll keep you busy all afternoon.
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Gory Crucified Baby Pendant
Oh Wow! Okay… If this isn’t the most INSANE Pendant I’ve ever seen. It’s a Baby, Crucified on a Cross with it’s Intestines Dangling out. WOW! It almost leaves me Speechless. I want to ask WHY??? But then again,…
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Nicolas Cage Meme Necklace
LOL OH BOY! It’s the Nicolas Cage Meme that Cracks me up. Starting with The Wicker Man, onto Your Argument is Invalid, Nicolas Cage’s Hilarious Face is used as a Sarcastic Response to an Obvious Observation or Statement. “You…
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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Shark Jaws Bracelet
Talk about JAWS of Steel… This Bracelet is COOL! Actually made out of 18k White Gold, it’s studded with Diamonds and BLINGING like Crazy! Cool Shark Jaw with tons and tons of TEETH! CHOMP!












