“Butt-Head, is it normal for the inside of your Bunghole to Itch?”
These All-Too-Funny Cufflinks really do Crack me up! "Heh Heh, you said CRACK!" Made out of 316L Stainless Steel and Sealed under Resin, these Pals aren't going anywhere... Except wherever you go! :) Slip these on your Cuffs and you can take the Nitwits with you all Night long... “Shut-Up Fart Knocker!!” "Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh" "I just got Paid to take a Dump!"
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Sprinkle Cupcake Nipple Ring
You know my favorite part of a Cupcake? The Frosting! Boy do I love to lick the Frosting… YUMMMMMMM! And now, licking the Frosting takes on a whole new meaning. For this Cupcake is a Captive Nipple Ring. Cast…
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Colorful Bamboo Watch
If you’ve never owned a Wood Watch, you should, they’re Very Very Cool. And Lightweight, it feels like you’re not even wearing a Watch. And this particular Watch is Awesome. It’s a Rainbow Colored Wood Watch, that’s made out…
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Halloween Charm Bracelet Beads
They’re so SPOOKKKYYYYY! Cute, Darling, SPOOKY Charms that are Ideal for the Halloween Season. Featuring a Collection of 12 Beads, these fit all the Favorite Charm Bracelets like Pandora, Troll, Chamilia… Skull, Candy Corn, Pumpkin, Jack-O-Lantern, Black Cat, Bat,…
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Star of Bethlehem Pendant
“I see Him, but not now; I behold Him, but not near; A Star shall come out of Jacob…” It’s the Star of Bethlehem, or Christmas Star, and appears in the Nativity, where “3 Wise Men from the East”…
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Stink Bug Bracelet
YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!
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Dexter Heart Necklace
I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dexter Fan. I loved that show… And so when I saw this Crazy Creepy Pendant, I FREAKED! It’s so Awesome, and well, Dexterish! It’s a Heart Pendant, that’s Bloody, Wrapped in what looks…












