Roll with your Nuts!
Let everyone know you like to play, and play hard (and yes, all opposing sides adds up to seven). This Ring is made of Sterling Silver, Comfort Fit inside, and comes in standard sizes 6 through 10. May the odds be ever in your favor. :)
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Barbell Stud Earrings
“I know a Fun Activity that can Burn 500 Calories an hour…” “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I’m Cut!” “I hope you took your Flintstone Vitamins today, because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!” HA! Gym Pick Up Lines….
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Chicken Foot Voodoo Necklace
Creepy! It’s the Freakiest Voodoo Necklace you’ll ever see. A Chicken Foot Necklace that’s EYE-POPPING Good Fun! Right? Or Left? This is a Real, Preserved Chicken’s Foot, not Plastic or Fake. Chopped off with Little Channels of Bone Marrow…
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Swipe Left Swipe Right Cufflinks
These are today’s cufflinks for sure. Swipe Left, Swipe Right cuffs that will take your Tinder app to real life. One arm gets black text reading SWIPE RIGHT, and the other, red text reading SWIPE LEFT. Stylish, classy, and…
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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Wooden Pallet Earrings
We go together like a Forklift and a Pallet of Toilet Paper… HA! You know you’re in love when he gives you Planks of Wood for your Ears! Ah, it’s so Romantic! And who doesn’t Adore these… They’re Wooden…












