HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…

BLING BLING Goes this Nipple Ring! This is Certainly for the Pink Princess Indeed! It’s a Pink Jeweled Nipple Shield that’s Cute, Fun, and Definitely PINK! Featuring 17 Sparkling Gems, you’ll add some BLING to your Nipple for sure!…

You know when Aunt May turned into a Zombie and was Ripping apart your Poor Pet Hamster (Barney)? Yeah, she had that Long Strand of Intestine Stuck in her Teeth and when she Smiled… EGADS! Intestines like this Beautiful…

Everyone wants to be Best Friends like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. They’re like Lucy and Ricky, Abbott and Costello, Cheech and Chong; Comedy at it’s Best. Just like this Set of Awesome Best Friend Rings, Featuring the likeness…

Well isn’t that the Best thing to have around your Neck? A Guillotine? A Fun Necklace that’s Ideal for Halloween and the Scary Spooks. A Laser Cut Black Acrylic Guillotine Blade, with a Luscious Red Blood Drop Cubic Zirconia…

“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…