Fake Zipper Ear Plugs
These will surely FREAK out your MOM and DAD! Earrings that look just like Zippers… AND FAKE Ear Plugs! They’ll think you got Big Holes in your Head… Just Zip your Lips, and Zip your Ears with these COOL Plugs!
"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Wonder Woman Wrist Cuff
These are a Pair of Wonder Woman Silver Cuffs that are Replicas as Worn by Lynda Carter in the First Season of Wonder Woman. Are you Singing the Wonder Woman song now? ;) HA! Put these Cool Cuffs on…
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Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not…
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Prince Charmings Necklace
SWEET! How many Frogs does one have to Kiss? It’s Not only Two Guys Kissing, but Two Prince Charmings at that… Now that’s something you don’t see everyday (unless you watch Will & Grace). Talk about a Fairytale… :)…
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Flying Pig Cremation Pendant
Growing up, I used to watch Green Acres. And I always thought it was so funny that they had a pet pig; Arnold Ziffel (did you know he had a last name?) But, as it turns out, many people…
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Edgar Allan Poe Cufflinks
Edgar Allan Poe really is the Granddad of Horror! With the Raven, Pit and the Pendulum, the Tell-Tale Heart, The Fall of the House of Usher, and more… evermore… These Cufflinks are IDEAL for the Horror or Halloween Fan….
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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