Fake Zipper Ear Plugs
These will surely FREAK out your MOM and DAD! Earrings that look just like Zippers… AND FAKE Ear Plugs! They’ll think you got Big Holes in your Head… Just Zip your Lips, and Zip your Ears with these COOL Plugs!
"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Lady Gaga Fern Leaf Pendant
People will go GAGA over this very Different Pendant. It’s the “Lady Gaga” Fern Leaf Pendant Created for the Nineteen Species of Fern named after Lady Gaga! It’s Crazy Cool! Now you can own a Species too with this…
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Mini Bones Stud Earrings
Nothing Beats Tearing the Meat off Bones and Chowing Down! Especially with a little BBQ Sauce! Right? And these Lovely Little Bones have been Cleaned, well, to the Bone! Looking like Real Bones, these Cute but Gory Earrings are…
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Realistic Screw Nail Earrings
These Earrings are just plain AWESOME! They look like you have Screws in your Ears! Very Different, very Kewl!
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Sharknado Earrings
LMFAO! They are Hilarious and will make everyone Scream with Laughter! They are Sharknado Earrings, you know the Shark in that Tornado Movie that was about a Waterspout that lifted Sharks out of the Ocean and Deposited them in…
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Ouija Planchette Wood Plugs
Close your Eyes… Hold Hands. Tap your Head on the Table Once for Yes, Twice for No… HA! And if the Results are BLOODY… Just say Goodbye! Right? Well, these are the Plugs to get for your Scary Ear…
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