"I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning!"
"Nobody puts Zombie in a Corner..." You put them in your EARS! These all too Cute Zombie Stud Earrings are made out of Pewter and are 20mm (about 3/4") long. They have the Ripped Tattered Clothing and the Zombie Stance Perfected! Moan and Groan with these Dangling from your Lobes... And don't Worry... You're Safe... They only Eat Brains!
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Spank Me Nipple Ring
Oh with 50 Shades of Grey in the Theaters right now, it’s pretty Appropriate to show off this Adorable and Sexy Spank Me Nipple Ring. With a Red Heart and White Letters saying “Spank Me”, dangling from a Chain…
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Garden Salad Bowl Ring
“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish,…
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Diamond Snoopy Love Pendant
“Mwa-Mwa-Mwa” It’s Snoopy, it’s Adorable, and it’s IDEAL for Valentine’s Day! With the Most Romantic Day of the Year coming, Snoopy is Fun and Blinging, Sleeping on a Diamond LOVE Pendant with a Big Red Heart. This Charming Doggie-Do…
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Green Glass Eyeball Ring
Gawd… Everywhere you turn this Eyeball’s Looking at you! Really! Look at the side view of this image on the Etsy website… It’s Still Staring at you! I’m Creeped out! Made out of 21 Gauge Sterling Silver Square Wire…
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Leopard Apple Watch Band
OMG! I LOVE this watch band. Talk about cool… Makes me miss all the art shows this year. Anyway, this leopard print watch band is specifically made for the Apple watch; series 4, 3, 2, 1; 38mm 40mm 42mm…
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Arithmetic Wrist Watch
Arithmetic is the Oldest and most Elementary Branch of Mathematics that exists. It consists of the Study of Numbers, especially the Properties of the Traditional Operations between them — Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division… And it makes my Brain…