Fried Chicken Potato Veggies TV Dinner Earrings
You had me at "Fried Chicken". These Tasty Treats look great Dangling from your Lobes. I can almost see the Mashed Potatoes (which Taste nothing like Mashed Potatoes) Sliding down your Face... The FIRST thing I always ate was the Apples! Those were Good (a Pound of Sugar). And the Chicken... Who doesn't like Chicken? They'll LOVE your Earrings, and LOVE that you're CHILL enough to Wear these. :)
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Chicken Sandwich Cufflinks
Remember back in August… When a Guy was caught doing something to a Chicken Sandwich that you wouldn’t want to see… Well, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw these Cufflinks: Extra Mayo! Fun Cufflinks Featuring…
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Pepsi Nipple Ring
Pepsi is a Carbonated Soft Drink that is Produced and Manufactured by PepsiCo. Created and Developed in 1893 and Introduced as “Brad’s Drink”, it was Renamed as Pepsi-Cola in 1898, then to Pepsi in 1961 (because of the Digestive…
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Captain Crunch Boo Berry Earrings
Everybody LOVES Boo Berry!!! YUM! And this very First Blueberry Flavored Cereal, was Launched by General Mills in 1972. With a Crackle Crunch and a Marshmallow Munch, Kids couldn’t get enough… And I can’t get enough of these Earrings…
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Cheese Puff Necklace
Oh those Puffed Corn Snacks that are Crisp, Coated with a Mixture of Cheese Cheese and more Cheese! That Cheese-Flavored Powder gets on your Fingers, Lips, Shirt and Couch… You can’t STOP Eating them! They’re so GOOD! You Chew…
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777 Lucky Tie Tack
Lucky 7 is the World’s Most Magic Number. It’s Significant across Religions and Cultures, and is Overwhelmingly a Favorite Number… With 7 Days of the Week, 7 Colors of the Rainbow, 7 Musical Notes, 7 Seas, 7 Continents… and…