There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)

Sweet… Who hasn’t wanted to own their own Solid Gold Bar? I WANT ONE! Don’t you? Well, now it CAN be yours, for just a Couple Hundred Dollars… This Cool, Classy, Gold Bar Ring is made out of Polished…

HA HA HA! What a Great Funny Watch! DC COMIC BOOK FANS will LOVE this! It’s Hal Jordan, aka The Green Lantern, with BIG HUGE EYES and a Green Glowing Power Ring Smushed inside a Watch! LMAO! Too Cool!…

I know so many people who Rescue Pets, Dogs, Puppies… it’s Crazy! And this “Rescue Mama” Bracelet is Ideal for them. A Fun Loving Rescue Bracelet Featuring Doggie Charms, Bones, Bowls, Paws, and the Words “RESCUE MAMA”. So Fun….

With this ring on your finger, it’ll boldly go where no ring has ever gone before… For it’s a Star Trek’s fan wet dream. Featuring an exclusive ring, that’s trillion shaped, in the ideal image of Starfleet. All set…

Chinese Food to go $15. Gas to pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of the containers…. Riceless! It went to the Wong Customer… (Joke from Reddit) But with these Chinese Food Takeout Earrings, you’ll…