"Hey, I can Play Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!"
This is a Real Working Mini-Harmonica. It comes in the Note of C, and is 1-3/8" Long. With 4 Holes and 8 Genuine Brass Reeds, you can even Play a Full Octave! SWEET! This Harmonica comes on a Heavy, Silky Black Cord with Colorful Beads and Silvertone Accents. It makes a Terrific Gift... or a Terrible Sound... It all depends on YOU! :)
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Zombie Invasion Ear Plugs
“A Lawyer, a Doctor, and a Zombie Walk into a Bar… Three Zombies Walk out!” :) “What does a Zombie get when he comes Home Late for Dinner?” “The Cold Shoulder!” “Why did the Zombie Stop Teaching?” “He only…
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Pumpkin Patch Lapel Pin
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown…” That’s what this Darling Lapel Pin reminds me of… A Cute, Festive, Fun, Fall Pumpkin Patch, and here’s the Sign to Point the way. It’s a Lapel Pin, Brooch, that can be worn…
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Albert Einstein Relativity Watch
It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…
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I’m With Stupid Belly Ring
“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…
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Gear Shift Cufflinks
Talk about COOL! Cufflinks that look just like the Gear Shift in a Car. How Kick Ass is that? With the Gear Shift and Base Featuring P, R, N, and D (Park, Reverse, Neutral, and DRIVE)… You’ll LOVE how…
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Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad,…












