Once again, my Life has been Saved by the Miracle of Lasagna!
Garfield is one of the most Recognizable Cats there is, so you should get plenty of "OOhs" and "Ahhs" with this Ultra-Cute Belly Ring. Being 14 Gauge, 7/16", this Naval Ring is made of 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, so you won't have to worry about Tarnishing or Irritating your Skin. But I will Warn you, a Smiling Cat like this will make everyone wonder what Mischief you're up to... Who me?
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Changing Optical Illusion Watch
Oh God… This Wrist Watch makes my Eyes Hurt just looking at it… It’s an Optical Illusion with a Crazy Moire Effect that Changes with the Time… Don’t Stare at it too long… The Face Pattern Spins and it’s…
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Lounging Kitty Belly Ring
Cats Lounge around all day. We know that, but did you know that Cats can Sense Earthquakes? They also can Eat and Digest their Food Whole! They Purr continuously as they Inhale and Exhale. And they can Die from…
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Tick Beetle Bug Plugs
Oh my Worst Nightmare… Waking up with a Bug, Beetle, Spider in my EAR… ICK! Gives me Chills just thinking about it… And for most people, Bugs do that. They Run, Scream, Holler, Dance about… So putting some Real…
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Green Frog Emerald Ring
“Why are frogs so happy?” “They eat whatever bugs them!” “What’s a frog’s favorite game?” “Croak-et!” “What kind of shoes do frogs wear?” “Open toad!” Okay, enough Jokes that will turn you Green… It’s an Emerald Green Frog climbing…
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Coffin Belly Ring
“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…
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Lick Me Nipple Ring
Well now that’s a Sign for your Dog, right? A Lovely, and Blinging Pave “LICK ME” Nipple Ring… WOW! So Pretty, so Shiny, so Sexy… A Clicker Ring that Pierces your Nipple and Reads “LICK ME”… Talk about Giving…












